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published 18 yrs ago
Okay. I tried it again....
reviewed by
Smirnov

3.0

Okay. I tried it again. It's been quite a while, and you never know how things may change for the better (or, indeed, the worse).

C.W.'s hasn't changed at all. I went in…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Not exactly the classiest joint in...
reviewed by
Smirnov

6.0

Not exactly the classiest joint in the world -- or even in the area (which sets the bar a bit lower) -- but not a dump, either. More like a well-kept 1950's basement.

The girls…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I stopped in here on a...
reviewed by
Smirnov

6.0

I stopped in here on a Monday night. There were about 5 girls dancing -- significantly fewer than usual....but they all, every one of 'em, looked great. Even the waitress -- yes, there…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I've been in here twice in...
reviewed by
Smirnov

1.0

I've been in here twice in the past 2 weeks....once early on a Wednesday (shortly after work); once late on a Monday.

The sign out front still says "Bikini Dancers", but you couldn't prove it by…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Used to be that the only...
reviewed by
Smirnov

1.0

Used to be that the only reason to come in here was the mileage, both at the bar and during a dance.

Now? No real reason to come in here, seems to me.

Yes, the occasional…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Your feelings about this club will...
reviewed by
Smirnov

8.0

Your feelings about this club will depend completely on what you like....

First of all, expect very loud and unremitting rap music. It's loud and unlit and not exactly the classiest place in Cleveland.…

review
published 18 yrs ago
This club is a mixed bag....
reviewed by
Smirnov

6.0

This club is a mixed bag. First of all, it's basically a neighborhood blue-collar bar with a tiny stage tacked on behind the seats. The dancers range from VERY nice looking and sexy…

review
published 18 yrs ago
It's too expensive here; and it...
reviewed by
Smirnov

7.0

It's too expensive here; and it can be hard to get a girl's attention, if you want it.

But it's nicely dark by the tables, and the girls are (almost without exception) very attractive when they…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I swore I wouldn't return here,...
reviewed by
Smirnov

1.0

I swore I wouldn't return here, but my car kinda steered itself in here on Saturday night. There was only one girl working, and she doubled as the barmaid. At least they didn't…

review
published 18 yrs ago
As has always been the case...
reviewed by
Smirnov

3.0

As has always been the case here, the quality of dancers vary from one visit to the next -- from hour to hour, I'm pretty sure. Moreover, the quality of the dances varies, too.

Here,…

review
published 18 yrs ago
This place is, absolutely, a grabby,...
reviewed by
Smirnov

5.0

This place is, absolutely, a grabby, stick-shifting place. Buy a girl a drink at the bar, and her hand will creep up your thigh. Sit in a booth with her, and it will…

review
published 18 yrs ago
I hadn't been in here in...
reviewed by
Smirnov

4.0

I hadn't been in here in a long time....but boredom won out, and I went in a couple of nights ago.

Decor and music hadn't changed.....still an odd mix of "gentleman's club" and strip club.…