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Lusty Adventures
Akron, OH
Man, Lusty's doesn't change....it is never going to be attractive; it is never going to be less than smoke-filled; the girls are never going to be good looking. But if you want contact and physical attention,…
Smirnov· 13 yrs ago 2Ole Glory Daze
Akron, OH
I checked Glory Daze out on an afternoon....had never been, and I just thought I would check it out. I suspect I didn't really get a very good picture of the place, because it was almost…
Smirnov· 13 yrs ago 4Lusty Adventures
Akron, OH
I wrote a really harsh review a while ago about Lusty's, but thought I would try it again. Had a much better time! The first dancer that came up to me was a little bit…
Smirnov· 14 yrs ago 2Late Night Pub
Tallmadge, OH
Maybe not the worst club ever. Maybe not the most boring strip club ever. But maybe. The Late Night doesn't seem to change, except to slowly get more and more useless. Why does…
Smirnov· 14 yrs ago 2Centerfolds
Akron, OH
Centerfold's is always good for a dirty good time. It smells like smoke -- because everyone (barmaid, dancers, customers) smokes pretty much constantly. The atmosphere might feel a bit rough, but I've never…
Smirnov· 14 yrs ago 2Da Bodega Gentleman Club
Cleveland, OH
I always swear I won't stop back in again; then I do. This review will be short -- maybe too short for credit -- because basically the same history applies. Peek-a-Boo is dirty; the girls are…
Smirnov· 14 yrs ago 2Million Dollar Club
Cleveland, OH
Well. I stopped in on a whim. Started talking with a very cute youngish dancer. Forget her name (if I ever knew it). She came over to me while I was…
Smirnov· 14 yrs ago 1Lulu's
Cleveland, OH
I hadn't been to Bugsy's in a really long time; lots of reasons for that. But I had also heard that the mileage (especially at the bar itself) had fallen off greatly. Which is…
Smirnov· 14 yrs ago 1Jen's Den
Akron, OH
Yeah, Jen's used to be one of my go-to joints. Not first on the list, but a known quanitity. Usually at least a few girls that looked okay; and usually more than a…
Smirnov· 14 yrs ago 2Lusty Adventures
Akron, OH
Wow. There is nothing adventurous about this place, and lusty? Forget it! The place is a smoky-smelling, dark, dirty, poorly-laid-out excuse for a room; and the dancers? Worse. I sat at the end of…
Smirnov· 14 yrs ago 2Da Bodega Gentleman Club
Cleveland, OH
This will be a short review. Not much to say except (as has been said before (and a lot)) stay away. There is nothing to recommend this place. Nothing. The girls are ALWAYS fat; usually…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 2Lulu's
Cleveland, OH
It's funny. Bugsy's used to be my go-to place when I just wanted some semi-dirty fun. You always knew you were unlikely to see a beauty (although on occasion you would); you were…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 2G Spot
Akron, OH
After my first visit here (which was a late afternoon), I was looking forward to coming back. Well. I've been back twice now -- both times in the evening, which may have accounted…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 2Club 1245
Tallmadge, OH
So, I stopped back into the re-opened 1245. It is a shame they open so late -- I like the after-work vibe. Still, it was nice to have it back again. I got some…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 2Amber's Cabaret
Brook Park, OH
Well, I still think the $7 cover is absurd, but I wasn't in the mood for Fox's lineup of grandmas or Secret's general loud vibe, so what the hell. As usual, the lineup of girls ran…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 1G Spot
Akron, OH
Well, much like previous reviews have pointed out, this place is not the Taj Mahal. It ain't even the dumpster behind the restaurant next to the Taj. But it was clean enough, and…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 2Privilege Lounge 216
Cleveland, OH
I hadn't been to Secrets in a long time. It's now -- and always has been -- a largely African-American bar; most the dancers, too. I like that just fine. Anyway, I wasn't quite…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 1Emperor's Gentleman's Club
Cleveland, OH
I had a good time the first time I was here. A really good time. Since then, I've stopped in twice, once at night and once during the day shift. Both times, I could…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 2Amber's Cabaret
Brook Park, OH
Amber's is nice enough inside. The girls are attractive, and the lappers can be -- often, but not always -- pretty high mileage. But it's not >that< special, yet the cover charge was $7.…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 3Club 1245
Tallmadge, OH
It appears that the 1245 is now closed; and it appears it is closed for good. Apparently the owner is the same owner as Jen's, and he must be making more money at Jen's.…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 1Emperor's Gentleman's Club
Cleveland, OH
I went here twice recently; once on day shift and once at night. The day shift girls were very very eager to please. A good thing, that. I got two lap dances right at…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 2Fox's Den
Brook Park, OH
This is pretty much always a hit-and-miss proposition as far as how good-looking the dancers will be. Actually, it's (almost) always more a miss than a hit. But it really is the grabbiest,hands-oniest bar in…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 2Dance Saloon
Brunswick, OH
This should officially stop being classified as a dance club. Why? No one really dances. There are -- sometimes -- one or two girls sitting at the bar; and -- sometimes -- they're in…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 3Jen's Den
Akron, OH
This is still one of my favorite places, if I'm in the mood for nothing more than dirty intimate dances from a variety of girls -- many of which look pretty damn good. In my experience,…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 1Centerfolds
Akron, OH
Yeah, this place is still a dump. But yeah, every single dancer here, to my experience, will spend most of the $5 lap dance (done right at the bar) with her hands all over you, and…
Smirnov· 15 yrs ago 2
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