Reviews by Smirnov

I checked Glory Daze out on an afternoon....had never been, and I just thought I would check it out. I suspect I didn't really get a very good picture of the place, because it was almost…

Man, Lusty's doesn't change....it is never going to be attractive; it is never going to be less than smoke-filled; the girls are never going to be good looking. But if you want contact and physical attention,…

Centerfold's is always good for a dirty good time. It smells like smoke -- because everyone (barmaid, dancers, customers) smokes pretty much constantly. The atmosphere might feel a bit rough, but I've never…

Maybe not the worst club ever. Maybe not the most boring strip club ever. But maybe. The Late Night doesn't seem to change, except to slowly get more and more useless. Why does…

I wrote a really harsh review a while ago about Lusty's, but thought I would try it again. Had a much better time! The first dancer that came up to me was a little bit…

I hadn't been to Bugsy's in a really long time; lots of reasons for that. But I had also heard that the mileage (especially at the bar itself) had fallen off greatly. Which is…

Well. I stopped in on a whim. Started talking with a very cute youngish dancer. Forget her name (if I ever knew it). She came over to me while I was…

I always swear I won't stop back in again; then I do. This review will be short -- maybe too short for credit -- because basically the same history applies. Peek-a-Boo is dirty; the girls are…

Wow. There is nothing adventurous about this place, and lusty? Forget it! The place is a smoky-smelling, dark, dirty, poorly-laid-out excuse for a room; and the dancers? Worse. I sat at the end of…

Yeah, Jen's used to be one of my go-to joints. Not first on the list, but a known quanitity. Usually at least a few girls that looked okay; and usually more than a…

It's funny. Bugsy's used to be my go-to place when I just wanted some semi-dirty fun. You always knew you were unlikely to see a beauty (although on occasion you would); you were…

This will be a short review. Not much to say except (as has been said before (and a lot)) stay away. There is nothing to recommend this place. Nothing. The girls are ALWAYS fat; usually…

After my first visit here (which was a late afternoon), I was looking forward to coming back. Well. I've been back twice now -- both times in the evening, which may have accounted…

So, I stopped back into the re-opened 1245. It is a shame they open so late -- I like the after-work vibe. Still, it was nice to have it back again. I got some…

Well, I still think the $7 cover is absurd, but I wasn't in the mood for Fox's lineup of grandmas or Secret's general loud vibe, so what the hell. As usual, the lineup of girls ran…

Well, much like previous reviews have pointed out, this place is not the Taj Mahal. It ain't even the dumpster behind the restaurant next to the Taj. But it was clean enough, and…

I hadn't been to Secrets in a long time. It's now -- and always has been -- a largely African-American bar; most the dancers, too. I like that just fine. Anyway, I wasn't quite…

I had a good time the first time I was here. A really good time. Since then, I've stopped in twice, once at night and once during the day shift. Both times, I could…

Amber's is nice enough inside. The girls are attractive, and the lappers can be -- often, but not always -- pretty high mileage. But it's not >that< special, yet the cover charge was $7.…

I went here twice recently; once on day shift and once at night. The day shift girls were very very eager to please. A good thing, that. I got two lap dances right at…

It appears that the 1245 is now closed; and it appears it is closed for good. Apparently the owner is the same owner as Jen's, and he must be making more money at Jen's.…

This is pretty much always a hit-and-miss proposition as far as how good-looking the dancers will be. Actually, it's (almost) always more a miss than a hit. But it really is the grabbiest,hands-oniest bar in…

This should officially stop being classified as a dance club. Why? No one really dances. There are -- sometimes -- one or two girls sitting at the bar; and -- sometimes -- they're in…

This is still one of my favorite places, if I'm in the mood for nothing more than dirty intimate dances from a variety of girls -- many of which look pretty damn good. In my experience,…

Yeah, this place is still a dump. But yeah, every single dancer here, to my experience, will spend most of the $5 lap dance (done right at the bar) with her hands all over you, and…