Amber's is nice enough inside. ...

Amber's is nice enough inside. The girls are attractive, and the lappers can be -- often, but not always -- pretty high mileage.

But it's not >that< special, yet the cover charge was $7. Seven! Dollars!

No one inside got naked, and they had the gall to try to enforce a two drink minimum. Two drink minimum on top of a $7 cover? I don't think so.