Wow. There is nothing adventurous about this...

Wow.

There is nothing adventurous about this place, and lusty? Forget it! The place is a smoky-smelling, dark, dirty, poorly-laid-out excuse for a room; and the dancers? Worse.

I sat at the end of the bar, and watched -- in voyeuristic fascination -- as the single least-attractive dance I've ever seen every anywhere lap-danced some poor schmoe. She was -- literally -- missing more teeth than she had, and what she did have stuck out in every conceivable angle. When she would close her mouth, one tooth still stuck out between her lips.