I wrote a really harsh review...

I wrote a really harsh review a while ago about Lusty's, but thought I would try it again. Had a much better time!

The first dancer that came up to me was a little bit older, but thin and had potential. I thought. I got a dance at the bar, and only when she got close (and I smelled her breath) did I notice that she had one tooth that was completely black. And those were the worst tits ever, when she lobbed them out. Saggy to the point of literally pointing straight down, with massive stretch marks all over them. In the dance, she grinded -- a tiny bit -- but had no hands on, and discouraged my hands.

I was going to give up, when another dancer came over. She was not a beauty. But not horrible -- a little soft, but not really unattractive. She started running her hand up my thigh right away, and after a bit I decided the hell with it, and took her to the VIP.