Amber's Cabaret
13311 Brookpark Rd Brook Park, OH 44142

Well, I still think the $7...

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Smirnov
Apr 28, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Well, I still think the $7 cover is absurd, but I wasn't in the mood for Fox's lineup of grandmas or Secret's general loud vibe, so what the hell.

As usual, the lineup of girls ran a gamut from really hot to not too bad -- and more of them were closer to the hot side, so that was nice. I ended up getting hustled into a lap by a thin, sexy brunette right off the bat. Good -- not great, but good -- lapper, and considering the openness of the layout, a decent amount of mileage. Really really lousy conversationalist, though -- both before and during the dance. It was like she had 3 -- and 3 only -- canned comments ("You're cute!" "I like you!" and so on). But I have no complaints about the dance.

A little later, a very hot hard body (just exactly my type) came over, and turned out to be funny and interesting. We ended up having a very high mileage lapper (a couple of 'em), and also had some conversation about take out. May or not take her up on that, but I'm very sure it will be worth it if I do. We'll talk more about it next time I stop in there.

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