Reviews by dennyspade

CHEERS with Tits and Ass. Never a Cover Charge and Open 7 days a week. You want a place to get some cold brews or reasonably priced drinks and shoot the shit with the...

Visited SSS Wednesday evening about 9:00 p.m. and stayed for a couple of hours. After 8PM the upstairs bar and stages are opened and more dancers are available than the day shift. This is...

Tuesday night and I got there about 9:00 p.m. The Silver Bullet used to be one of the best kept secrets in Central Illinois. Now, thanks to the popularity it enjoys from being a...

Saturday Night we arrive about 10 PM. As stated previously, this club is in an isolated industrial area, right off the 394 Interstate at Lincoln Highway. Well-lit and easy-to-find. The structure can be seen...

Monday Night -- Had a chance to watch the Chicago Bears play a pre-season game against Peyton Manning and the Colts. I had paid my $10 cover, which allowed me to get several bottles...

There has been lots of drama at this BAR, which features lingerie-clad and/or bikini-clad dancers who will ride your lap for almost the length of a jukebox played song for a $5 or $10...

Visited Atlantis Saturday night, for my "maiden voyage" after midnight. My buddy and I had heard about this upscale venue located in what may be the poorest town (Ford Heights) in the State of...

I had just left Crazy Rock in Romeoville and stopped by the Cellar to "drain-the dragon," "shake hands with the mayor," or simply take a piss, before getting back on the Interstate. Since...

Wednesday at the Rock was a slow night. I guess there may have been about a dozen dancers and they have lost a lot of the Euro's, and longer-tenured talent. The bartenders and waitresses...

Jimmy's has been getting some new talent, since some of their long-time crew have left to check out the "greener pastures" at ATLANTIS, POLEKATZ, Club O, Club 390 and the SkyBox. There are several...

Stopped in on a Friday evening and was surprised that this venue has become a NO SMOKING club. You can get a wristband and be treated like the outcasts you see standing outside most...

Arrived just before shift change (7:00) on a Friday evening. After paying a $10 cover, I looked around the room to see if there were any of my favorites on stage or if there...

Saturday Evening about 7 PM -- I turn into the gravel-covered parking lot and all spaces are filled but two. There are several motorcycles and pick-up trucks, indicating that this ain't no VIP crowd...

All-Star Bar & Grill is a neighborhood bar in an industrial area that its on the outskirts of Lyons and McCook and may be in unincorporated Cook County. It serves decent bar food and...

The SkyBox can be a good place to stop by and have a few beers and watch pussy this/close on stage. There are several TV's placed strategically throughout the club showing sports and soft...

OK, I'm a fan. That should not obscure my objectivity. Jimmy's GC is what most restaurants should try to emulate. Management wants people who come here on a regular basis. Whether its for drinks,...

When you think of the "McDonalds" of strip club experiences; you gotta include Crazy Rock. 1) You can see the same regulars at their corner of the bar,chatting up the bartenders, waitresses and security...

Visited club about 6:30 in the evening and it was fairly quiet. About 6 dancers and a dozen customers ... Low key environment, relaxed and the DJ playing dancer-selected tunes. Drink specials vary and...

As a regular weekly patron, I have come to appreciate the consistent manner in which this club trats its customers. No Cover charge, free parking, no excessive tipping to bouncers etc. They have a $5...

From what was a potentially a good club to plan your visit around to Chicago South Suburbs; Club 390 has slipped into mediocrity. There may be simply too many "show clubs" inn the area...

I visited Friday around 6:30 until about 8 PM. I suggest that you read an earlier post re: decor, lighting, seating, music, etc... Not much has changed. I still paid a $5 cover and...

Deja Vu Hammond is located in an obscure industrial area and you would hardly notice that it exists from the Interstate. Da PLACE Clean as a "stean-cleaned chitterling" ... You would have thought that you...

Jimmy's has a consistent atmosphere dependent upon whether you prefer the dayshift or evening shift. By day, this bar ( which never has a cover charge) has a relaxed vibe and there may be...

First off, it should be noted that Carl's is not a Strip Club. It's a bar. Yea, they will serve you a burger, pizza and other bar food. Yea, you can shoot some pool...