"If you build it, they will...

"If you build it, they will CUM..." does not apply to Oasis. I awaited the opening of this bar after the closing of One Step Beyond. Sure, OSB had met its demise through bad location (across from an elementary school), inadequate parking next to a bank and within a kid-friendly residential area.

OASIS has found a "hard-to-find" location next to a liquor store and guaranteed not to attract much attention until the Thugs and Bangers find out that they can shoot pool and hustle dancers out of view of local residents.

There were only 2 dancers at 7 p.m. on a weeknight and neither would win your local beauty contest anywhere in Mid_America. I happened to be familiar with one and paid for a show. She said that she only charged me $10 (old OSB pricing) and asked others to up the ante to $20. These are lingerie-clad dances on a bar stool in the corner of the darkened club, w/o 2 way contact. Not worth it at $10; and out-of-the-question at $20 per song to have her slide her pantyhosed bottom across your crotch for the length of a juke box song.