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111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436

It' s been a while and...

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dennyspade
Aug 2, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

It' s been a while and I had heard that owner was attempting a few changes. This place is the most eclectic mix of shit that you can find in a town best known for its prisons.

It is billed as a Gentlemen's Club and that's the farthest thing you can imagine for a jook joint/speakeasy located across from railroad tracks and a salvage yard. Doormen and bouncers wearing tuxedos and still having the dirt under their nails from their "day job." I paid $5 cover and strted my rounds of $5 brews. The bartenders are new and younger than before and seemed to be intent on repeating as often as they can:"Care to buy the lady a drink?"

The dancers are familiar sluts from this joint and other area clubs and are showing a little wear from drinking, smoking, drugs and age.You can get a little grinding/groping lapper for $20 a jukebox length song. (A decent selection of R&B, Rock, and Rap.)There are no 10's working here and 7's are appreciated. The slut factor varies with the slut and your wallet and willingness to explore the whore.

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