Roll call at 7 PM was...

Roll call at 7 PM was good time to see who was leaving on the day shift and who was cumming up on the night shift. I paid my $10 cover and had to wear the mandatory wrist band; whether I chose to go outside and smoke or not. EVERYBODY has to wear one.

After buying my $1.50 Bud Lite Lime (all domestics and well drinks are 1.50 and exports go for $2.50) i took mt y seat to watch nude women dance their 2-song sets for meager tips as guys watched unadorned pussy this/close and would not get off their asses to tip. I have to.

The inflation fighter is (I ain't bullshittin')FIVE (5) nude lappers for $50. She is in your lap in the VIP on a chair under the watchful eye of a bouncer and a few cameras, grinding away butt-nekkid on Mr. Johnson. These are Wal-Mart prices gentlemen. Why were there only 12 guys there at 8:00 p.m. ? I dunno. I have my favorites and after I dance with 2-3 of them, I'm off to check out other clubs in the area. You will not get laid in the VIP or the Champagne Room. You will not get a hand job, blow job or good government job. Don't ask ... Don't tell.