Reviews

74 reviews by HornyBoar

Atlantis

Ford Heights, IL

Back in March I visited the...

Back in March I visited the Chicago area and went to a club near Atlantis, and I wondered why the quality of women were so bad there. I found out about Atlantis just recently…

18 yrs ago

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

This place and the patrons who...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

This place and the patrons who review here must be filthy rich. All the chicks do here is push to go upstairs. Has anyone here heard of Craigslist? Backpage? The best…

18 yrs ago

Candy Store

Phoenix, AZ

I was last at this club...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I was last at this club back in 2003, saw that they renovated the outside and expected some kind of change inside as well. Nevertheless I was not impressed, most of all with the…

18 yrs ago

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, AZ

As I continually get suckered by...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

As I continually get suckered by the cheap drinks (who can beat Widmer drafts for $1 on Sundays in this town?) I am reminded of how far the scene here has fallen. For some…

18 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I had this place on boycott...

★★★★★★1.0/10

I had this place on boycott since January of 2006, and broke it during a recent visit into town after moving away. Why this place continually gets good reviews is beyond me. The…

18 yrs ago

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

I ended up coming in 3...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I ended up coming in 3 times during a recent visit and not because I planned it! The new place is nice and frankly it's kind of sad such a nice new place is…

18 yrs ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

After moving away a year and...

★★★★★★2.0/10

After moving away a year and a half ago, I visited town the week before last and came in here on a Thursday night. The sad thing is, this place sucks just as bad…

18 yrs ago

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

I came in here on a...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I came in here on a Thursday night. Nothing special, and as in all other Phoenix clubs in the year and a half since I got back, they hire women based upon the skinny…

18 yrs ago

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, AZ

Once again I've come back to...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Once again I've come back to the promise of cheap drinks and satisfactory service (and a big ass or two) and thrice or more I've been sorely disappointed. In fact my last visit was…

18 yrs ago

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, AZ

I walked in late last night,...

★★★★★★2.0/10

I walked in late last night, and I realize some of these clubs still clear out because of the pasties after 1 AM rule. They seemed to be ignoring it here so that's why…

18 yrs ago

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, AZ

This will be an amalgam review...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This will be an amalgam review of two different nights. Yes I am weak and decided to return, maybe because of the drink prices, maybe because it still lacks the east valley attitude, but…

18 yrs ago

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

If I could give a 7.5...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

If I could give a 7.5 I would... I went on a Sunday night which in fairness is always a slower night for these clubs. The waitstaff seemed nice and attentive, although the…

18 yrs ago

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, AZ

Went on a Saturday night (finally),...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Went on a Saturday night (finally), it was very crowded and there were some thick chicks on hand. If you are into thick, this is the place to go in Phoenix, THERE ARE NO…

19 yrs ago

Treasures

Las Vegas, NV

I'd first like to say that...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I'd first like to say that the club itself and the women are simply stunning, and this is compared to Phoenix (whose clubs used to have much hotter women). I was in Treasure's for…

19 yrs ago

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, AZ

I gave the club another try,...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I gave the club another try, this time on a Sunday night. The selection of ladies was not much different, on this particular night there were more Latinas than last time but I wasn't…

19 yrs ago

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, AZ

A previous review said of the...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

A previous review said of the women here that they need to go on a diet, well my friend and I went in the hope he was right! My friend is into bigger women…

19 yrs ago

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, AZ

I've visited the club a few...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've visited the club a few times since moving back to AZ (yaaay me!). Not much has changed but I see that the quality of women has resembled more closely the east side look.…

19 yrs ago

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

I have no clue how this...

★★★★★★2.0/10

I have no clue how this club is getting good reviews. The locals I was with tell me this is the BEST club in town, yet and I shit you not, the best looking…

19 yrs ago

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, IL

This is another consolidation review but...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

This is another consolidation review but I'll base it mostly on my last visit. More of the same for the Chicago metro area yet some people would argue this isn't part of it.…

20 yrs ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

I've visited a few times since...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I've visited a few times since my last review. This used to be my favorite place in the Chicago area, now all I can say is I'm starting to look at Indiana or Wisconsin…

20 yrs ago

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

This review is based on my...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This review is based on my last two visits. Both were on a Saturday night, which were last night and three weeks ago. On my first visit, a curvy black woman came on…

20 yrs ago

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, AZ

This review is based upon two...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

This review is based upon two different visits. I was in for vacation and used to visit here regularly when I lived on the east side, but this club has gone downhill big time.…

20 yrs ago

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

What a great time I had,...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

What a great time I had, almost made up for the two other places I visited while in town. The drinks are overpriced, it's still too dark and it took almost an hour before…

20 yrs ago

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, AZ

What a shithole. They think...

★★★★★★2.0/10

What a shithole. They think they are crunk, playing Three Six Mafia and then three songs later it's Metallica! I passed by this club with a friend who told me there are shootings…

20 yrs ago

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

The term "your mileage may vary"...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

The term "your mileage may vary" definitely applies here. I was there two Tuesdays ago and it seems to be the same quality of ladies each time - pretty old and mostly out of…

20 yrs ago