Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

This place and the patrons who...

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HornyBoar
Apr 9, 2008, 12:00 AM
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This place and the patrons who review here must be filthy rich. All the chicks do here is push to go upstairs. Has anyone here heard of Craigslist? Backpage? The best clubs to me are the ones which cater to the working class heroes, which does not necessarily mean blue collar.

I had dances from two women and although the second one let me touch her just about everywhere, she was pushing the upstairs the whole time and not giving any grindage at all. Perhaps it's against the law to do that in TX. If it is, then every club here is as bad as Phoenix. Not allowing a dancer to grind you is like not allowing Santa to come down the chimney on Xmas. May as well cancel Xmas and close the strip clubs.

Exorbitant drink prices, constantly pushing for private booth dances that will cost several hundred dollars and like any other club, a few hotties and a whole lotta average. Not my idea of a good time. On the other hand, they had some dancers with big booties (which is like seeing a UFO in Phoenix, still rare) and the staff was exceptionally friendly. Too bad it doesn't make up for the avarice of dancers and above all, the owners of the club itself.

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