If I could give a 7.5...

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, IL

Haven't been here for a while. They lost quite a few dancers last year. I got an OK dance from a Latina, had a few beers and some decent conversation with another broad then left. I'm…

Ally Cat Lounge

Northlake, IL

The first time I went there were no dancers here. There is a somewhat prominent sign behind the bar that says the dancers start at 9 PM to close. It was during the…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

Very disappointed with my last visit. The DJ was pushing a dance special hard, and I mean going on and on and on about it on the mic. 60+ dancers, free t-shirt, 2…

Monday afternoon. Got there maybe noon. I had sworn off Monday because the last time was super dead. This time was quite a bit better. No cover, and the bouncer did want to take me to…

Coming from a few visits I've had in June, not much has changed at HL. The same old Cubans always working and very hit-and-miss in terms of everything else in terms of looks, mileage and…

Little bit of a rant mixed in with reviewing a recent club visit. Stopped in around 1:30 with a full club. Gotta say I normally come once a month, yet I find so many new…

I arrived a little after noon. There was one bouncer on duty. The regular Tuesday guy. He took me to the wall on the south side of the building. I requested my favorite seat and…