Reviews by HornyBoar

I vowed not to review another club again but I'll make an exception this time. I think I'm starting to understand the heat this club has been getting locally. I'm not saying it's…

The shits. Do I really need to waste my time telling you the same story that's been expressed about this club by almost every post? The looks of the women, their demeanor, their…

I went last night on Tuesday, while on a trip with a friend. Compared to the quality of women at Chicago clubs I'd say the Hip Hugger has stunning looking women. The atmosphere…

Wow. I got three words for this club: anorexia nervosa, and bulimia. The only thick women of the night were black and they always went to black men first. Hey ladies,…

If you're from the Chicago area and the previous reviews (including mine) have enticed you to take the small trip here, save your gas money. This is really starting to puzzle me, how Illinoisans…

I think it's time to face the music, this club is on the way out and obviously the entire metro area of 9 million people cannot handle a talent shift when one new club (Polekats)…

I went on a Sunday night even though the nice lady on the phone told me there'd be about 10 women there on average. I'm sick of the Chicago club scene and I just…

I wandered in here after trying two clubs in the area - one was completely dead presumably from a new club opening in the area, the other was too nuts due to some radio promotion.…

I have to admit that my last review was more a review of the strip club scene in the Chicago area and not so much of Club 390. I gave this review a 10…

I was here on Tuesday night. As another reviewer stated, valet parking is mandatory but the valet guy told me there is parking allowed on the street or at the post office lot, so…

This club is just not worth visiting for those with a goal. I came back a couple times after slow nights at Club 390 and what can I say? I didn't realize before…

I came here a few weeks ago during a recent visit to Atlanta. Not a bad place, but for a Saturday night there were only about 20 women for I kid you not, 200…

Very late review... I went here a few weeks ago on a recent trip to Atlanta. What a nightmare your town is - bad traffic, worse food (I got food poisoning the first…

I came here for the first time and hopefully it was a bad night for Jimmy's. If you like the "seedy bar" type of strip club like I do (and NO cover charge) then…

This is the third time I've been to the club, on a Tuesday night when they do the amateurs contest. These are not amateurs. Also, what can be said about a club when…

This is not a rant or a "had a bad night but will come back" type of review. This will be addressed specifically to HB and in general to Chicago clubs. First off,…

Warning: do not come visit the club on a weekday. This was my second visit to the club and both were nights when they had amateur night and I missed both of them.…

This will be kind of a strange review since it's based on 3 visits, from 12/22 to 12/29 when I came to Phoenix for vacation. The best night was the first. I got…

Let me get the negative out of the way first. What is wrong with the waitress that does the middle section, in particular the walls with the single seats? Is she stupid or…

Came back last Tuesday night after a brief hiatus LOL. The quality of women has improved. Got dances from two hotties, one is a petite Greek looking girl with nice curves, the other…

Went last Tuesday... I really don't understand how this place continues to rank high on this page. Most women here dance on the poles like zombies, they never came up to me at…

I visited here for the first time, funny because I heard about this club two years ago when I lived out west and finally got around to it (and had trouble finding the place).…

I went last night, gotta say this club is so afraid of LE even the upstairs rules have changed. No one was breaking any rules here to begin with. HB's is hurting in…

I went on a Sunday night. As expected the talent was kinda short staffed and I spent most of that evening working on my buzz. (In case you didn't see in another review,…