This will be an amalgam review...

This will be an amalgam review of two different nights. Yes I am weak and decided to return, maybe because of the drink prices, maybe because it still lacks the east valley attitude, but gets closer to it every year it seems. My second to last visit was for the 5th anniversary weekend. One word: horrible. It's almost painful to see how bad this club gets sometimes in terms of talent and looks. The nude side was EMPTY and people were getting up and leaving from the topless side 5 minutes after they arrived (I didn't see them in the nude side so pretty sure that's what happened). My last visit was on a Sunday night so I wasn't expecting anything special. I had a good time, there were a few cute women, and even though I couldn't stay late and didn't spend a lot I got a full visit's worth of satisfaction. I still think if this place ever decides what it wants to be then it would be very good. I was told by one of the nude talent that the owner has a very lucrative thing in the topless/nude side concept but I find it hard to believe. This is a dancer that says she never goes to the topless side. Yeah, because there she'd actually have to touch you a little.