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review
published 1 yr ago
completely dead on a Saturday at 8pm
reviewed by
Mott

6.0

I went to Sapphire last Saturday evening after originally trying to go to Deja Vu. (As an aside, turns out Deja Vu is closed for "a few weeks" due to renovations. Sure would…

review
published 1 yr ago
sexy dancers but a slow experience overall
reviewed by
Mott

7.0

I went to Palomino recently on a Saturday evening. Me and a friend both had to work early on Sunday morning (Vegas locals), so we decided to roll in at about 5:45pm, and had…

review
published 2 yrs ago
not what it was pre-covid
reviewed by
Mott

3.0

Woof. I've been to Chicas many times, but only before the pandemic. This was my first time back since then. I have to say, it was not nearly as fun as I remembered. Granted, I…

review
published 2 yrs ago
not what it was pre-covid
reviewed by
Mott

5.3

I hadn't been to Synn since before covid but my wife and I had really fond memories of it from a few years ago, so we went last Saturday and were super excited about it.…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Lucky Devil continues to be a Portland classic
reviewed by
Mott

8.3

My girl and I stopped here for about 40 mins. on the way to the airport on a recent Sunday, around 1pm. There were only three dancers working and it was a typical experience…

review
published 6 yrs ago
a bit dingy but ultimately satisfied
reviewed by
Mott

6.3

This place would do well to be a bit more female-friendly or even just slightly less dingy overall. My girlfriend had just graduated and all she wanted was a great lap dance from a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
cute and fun dancers
reviewed by
Mott

7.3

I went to Acropolis recently on a Sunday morning, just after they open at 11am. By noon, it was surprisingly crowded, I thought. I had a steak and it was awesome. You…

review
published 7 yrs ago
sadly, really really bad
reviewed by
Mott

2.3

I didn't want to believe some of the reviews. "How bad could it be?" I asked myself. I mean, seriously. So, while in Denver on business, I Uber'd over there, thinking that…

review
published 7 yrs ago
athletic dancers
reviewed by
Mott

7.0

Sassy's is a nice place for a beer and some girl-watching. The vibe is upbeat and the dancers are very chatty with a "girl next door" attitude and style. Most of the dancers…

review
published 7 yrs ago
classic Portland club
reviewed by
Mott

7.7

Such a classic Portland vibe. The girls are tattooed, pierced, and have all sorts of other cute fashion statements going on. The music was pleasantly quiet, and if you go early on a…

review
published 8 yrs ago
bad place for couples
reviewed by
Mott

5.7

I took my girlfriend, who’s into girls, to Synn on a recent Tuesday night. Even when we were there, around 9-10pm, the place was pretty slow and there were at least as many dancers…

review
published 8 yrs ago
4 Play was a disappointment.
reviewed by
Mott

5.7

4 Play was a disappointment. This was my second time there, and the first time was maybe two years ago. Last time, the dancers were hot and friendly, and this time... Not…