Reviews by Mott

I went to Sapphire last Saturday evening after originally trying to go to Deja Vu. (As an aside, turns out Deja Vu is closed for "a few weeks" due to renovations. Sure would…

I went to Palomino recently on a Saturday evening. Me and a friend both had to work early on Sunday morning (Vegas locals), so we decided to roll in at about 5:45pm, and had…

Woof. I've been to Chicas many times, but only before the pandemic. This was my first time back since then. I have to say, it was not nearly as fun as I remembered. Granted, I…

I hadn't been to Synn since before covid but my wife and I had really fond memories of it from a few years ago, so we went last Saturday and were super excited about it.…

My girl and I stopped here for about 40 mins. on the way to the airport on a recent Sunday, around 1pm. There were only three dancers working and it was a typical experience…

This place would do well to be a bit more female-friendly or even just slightly less dingy overall. My girlfriend had just graduated and all she wanted was a great lap dance from a…

I went to Acropolis recently on a Sunday morning, just after they open at 11am. By noon, it was surprisingly crowded, I thought. I had a steak and it was awesome. You…

I didn't want to believe some of the reviews. "How bad could it be?" I asked myself. I mean, seriously. So, while in Denver on business, I Uber'd over there, thinking that…

Sassy's is a nice place for a beer and some girl-watching. The vibe is upbeat and the dancers are very chatty with a "girl next door" attitude and style. Most of the dancers…

Such a classic Portland vibe. The girls are tattooed, pierced, and have all sorts of other cute fashion statements going on. The music was pleasantly quiet, and if you go early on a…

I took my girlfriend, who’s into girls, to Synn on a recent Tuesday night. Even when we were there, around 9-10pm, the place was pretty slow and there were at least as many dancers…

4 Play was a disappointment. This was my second time there, and the first time was maybe two years ago. Last time, the dancers were hot and friendly, and this time... Not…

Went here with my wife while passing through the Billings area a little while back. The club is pretty seedy looking, has a powerful female bartender who also seems to serve as bouncer, and…

Went here with my wife on a mini-vacation to Duluth. Our expectations were low given it's Duluth, but I'm happy to say they were exceeded. About five girls were dancing. You stand…

The place was pretty busy for a Tuesday afternoon right before the holidays. About the same number of dancers as customers. Lots of Latinas, one very sexy but very unfriendly black girl, a…

Felt like I was in Vegas. My buddy and I went into Seville around 10pm on Saturday night. It was packed - barely a seat in the place. The crowd was about…

Wow, this place has fallen far. This used to be my "go to" strip club when visiting the Twin Cities. Even about a year and a half ago, I had a great experience…

Crazy Horse used to be my favorite SF strip club. After not going there for about a year, I went this last Saturday afternoon, along with a friend. Wow, how things had taken…

Went to Dream girls on a Tuesday night with a couple friends (one male, one female). Was dead at 9pm but got busier around 10pm. All in all it was a good experience.…

I hadn't been to HiLighter for years, but it was still great. Ten dollar couch dances in the main area, and gorgeous girls even during the day shift on a Monday. Also, on…

Probably the worst strip club experience of my life, and I've had a few doozies. I arrived when they opened, since I was waiting for a friend who had a job interview. The…

Synn was a nice place overall. My wife and I went there at 5pm on a Tuesday night, and cover was $15 each; that included a bottomless soft drink. The club was so-so…

Wow. I didn’t entirely believe the reviews, but take it from me: These girls are heavy. Way too heavy to be dancers. I’m not making a statement about their personalities, but…

My wife and I found ourselves in Reno recently and decided to check out the strip club action. Wild Orchid had great reviews so we decided to drop in. It was so quiet…

I went to Cheetah's on a recent Saturday night, along with two buddies of mine. We utilized their free shuttle service, mentioned on their website, and found it to be a convenient option that…