Chicas Bonitas
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3701 N Interstate Hwy 35 Austin, TX

Wow. I didn’t entirely believe...

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Mott
Nov 22, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Wow. I didn’t entirely believe the reviews, but take it from me: These girls are heavy. Way too heavy to be dancers. I’m not making a statement about their personalities, but geez, stripping is probably not the best career choice for them. There was one sexy white girl (the rest looked Latina) who wasn’t overweight, but she had bruises all over her body, which was alarming and depressing – makes you think of what type of abuse she’s suffering, rather than thinking sexy thoughts. She was also always asking for things: Explicitly asking for $5 cash just so a bouncer would stop pestering her, and then running away when I told her I wouldn’t buy her and her overweight friend a shot. No other girls approached me for dances or anything. The stage routine was high milage for a few bucks, but again, the quality of girls was pretty bad. And only three dancers for over twenty customers? Terrible. This was one of the worst, most depressing clubs I’ve ever been to. And given that their name literally means “beautiful girls,” they have a serious truth-in-advertising problem as well.

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