Reviews by Mott

Jiggles is pretty darn good for an Oregon club. Some contact seems to be okay. The place is smoky and definitely has its share of sleezy guys sitting around, though... Most of…

This club is so Portland. It's really a parody of itself, at this point. There are unattractive girls dancing (some exceptions, of course), it's small and dark and smoky, and overall has a…

I was recently at Femme Nu and it was alright. But compared to mainland clubs, it's nothing special. There were a ton of girls working but it was very crowded as well.…

Wow, this place has changed a lot. Not the actual look of the club, but the patrons. Instead of crusty old guys, it's now groups of frat-type guys and their girlfriends. There…

I really liked this place. I was visiting Phoenix on business and stopped by twice. The first day I realized that you need to tip the bouncer before you can sit down -…

I've reviewed the Crazy Horse before, but it's changed a bit since then. A few things: 1. They now have the token machines, but the girls don't like to use them, it doesn't seem.…

I recently went to Centerfolds with my girlfriend and another female friend. The club wasn't a bad place to bring women because it's not quite as "sleazy" as some of the other San Francisco…

I was at the Crazy Horse again recently. I still like this club a lot. Most of the dancers are hot, and the ones who are not are friendly and work hard.…

I was at Deja Vu last weekend for the first time in a long time. The club is pretty standard: A main stage, couches around the perimeter, tables in between. For the…

At Rock-Za the other night. It was my first time there, and my first time to a club in Hawaii other than Centerfolds. It was really different from other clubs I've ever been…

I was recently at the Crazy Horse. It was a pretty good experience. It was a rainy evening so there weren't many people inside. I gave tips to all the dancers, some…

I just went to Safari for the first time since it was "Doc's." I was surprised! There were WAY more people there than before - finding seating was difficult at times (it was…

I recently was in Honolulu for business and had a TERRIBLE two tried at Centerfolds. Night one: I went to the club around 8 on a weeknight, and paid the cover. When I got…

Recently, I went to the O'Farrell Theatre for the first time. After hearing so much about it, I had high expectations. I paid only a $15 cover since I arrived shortly after it…

The Acropolis is a fun, laid back place. I was recently there and saw lots of couples enjoying themselves and their food (which is cheap and good). The dancers were hot for the…

I was just visiting Honolulu on business and spent a few hours on a Tuesday night at Centerfolds. It was pretty good! The girls were decent looking, for the most part - but…