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Royal Palace
Washington, D.C., DC
This place used to be an occasional bit of fun. It is by far the "nastiest" dance in DC. The girls are known for spending a large portion of their time on stage…
Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
I noticed I haven't written about Good Guys in a long time, even though it is my regular club. So in the spirit of informing the community I thought it time for an extended…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
I used to be a big fan of this place. The past few years it has seemed to be on a downward trend but I'd still check in from time to time. Occasionally…
Showcase Theater
Beltsville, MD
My first experience at Showcase was unimpressive. This isn't entirely the club's fault. Everyone was nice, all 3 dancers and the manager. I arrived at 5:30 on a Friday. The club…
McDoogals
Riviera Beach, MD
After years of hearing about McDoogals and wanting to check it out I finally made the drive from DC to see for myself if its reputation is well earned. Once a top 10 club…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
I've been in here a few times in the past few months without bothering to write a review, mostly because little has changed that would require a review. Based on the last few posts…
Club 35
Fredonia, NY
I'm rating this club 8 mostly because I had a great time on two recent visits (thank you Angel) and because it has great potential. The club is located in a very small college…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
I've been in maybe two or three times in the last few months. My last visit was yesterday. It lasted one beer. The remodeling makes everything much nicer looking, not sure if…
Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Still the best standby in DC. A good mix of good looking dancers and a good show. The dancers aren't Camelot/Playboy quality, but there is just about always someone for anyones tastes.…
Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Remember, this is a DC 8. No contact but fully nude. I have to diverge from some of the earlier reviews. I went in on a Monday day shift, mostly spur of…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
Stopped into JP's th check out the remodeling job. This club has needed some work for quite some time. You can see on some of my previous reviews the complaints about the upolstery…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
What a difference a good day can make in your opinion. Went recently and it seemed like the old days. One of my old favorite dancers was back, and that had a lot…
Camelot
Washington, D.C., DC
Not sure when the last reviewer went to Camelot, but there are no lapdances. There are no private dances of any kind here, or anywhere in DC. Still in a no-contact city this…
Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
A solid DC 7. Recently stopped in on a Tuesday dayshift after being very disapointed across the street at JP's. GoodGuys has managed to keep a decent group of dancers pretty consistently for…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
Another visit to "Cheers with Tits". On visits like this I think it would be better if they'd give up the tits and concentrate on being a bar. A Tuesday afternoon visit, there…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
This place has picked up a bit since my last visit. They had a lot more customers and dancers than I'd seen in quite a while in here. A few possibly mitigating factors,…
Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Hadn't hit my regular club for a while, so I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon after a short trip across the street. Good Guys was a bit slower than I've seen them in…
Club 35
Fredonia, NY
I stopped in for the first time in over a year when my travels brought me back to Fredonia. It seems that my original review is still on the first page, and little about…
Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Made my regular jaunt into Good Guys recently. Went on a monday and I was pretty impressed with the dancer quality. Some of the newer girls are very nice looking so even with…
Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Last Friday was my latest trip 'round the upper Georgetown clubs. My review of JP's is done, now onto Good Guy's. As you come in off the street, the entire club is one…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
I hadn't been here in a while, so I took the opportunity to visit last Friday afternoon. Since I see nobody has done a detailed review lately I'll start with that. As you…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
Remember this is the DC 7, since there is no contact. The quality here has improved significantly lately. True, drink prices are up, and more than a few chairs need reupolstered, but the…
Good Guys
Washington, D.C., DC
Goodguys is my old standby, and when I stopped in JP's across the street (my backup standby) to find that none of my favorite dancers were there I stopped in. One of my favorites,…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
Well, I still stand by my last review. I had a great time, the girls were friendly, the show up close and personal, and all the other little niceties that make a trip fun…
JP's
Washington, D.C., DC
I'd have to say JP's is back. I went there last Monday, usually a slow day, and while there weren't a lot of customers they usually outnumbered the dancers for a change. Also,…
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