Reviews by AbbieNormal
Submit a ReviewRoyal Palace
1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
This place used to be an...
This place used to be an occasional bit of fun. It is by far the "nastiest" dance in DC. The girls are known for spending a large portion of their time on stage…
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
I noticed I haven't written about...
I noticed I haven't written about Good Guys in a long time, even though it is my regular club. So in the spirit of informing the community I thought it time for an extended…
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
I used to be a big...
I used to be a big fan of this place. The past few years it has seemed to be on a downward trend but I'd still check in from time to time. Occasionally…
Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
My first experience at Showcase was...
My first experience at Showcase was unimpressive. This isn't entirely the club's fault. Everyone was nice, all 3 dancers and the manager. I arrived at 5:30 on a Friday. The club…
McDoogals
8025 Fort Smallwood Rd.
Riviera Beach, MD 21226
After years of hearing about McDoogals...
After years of hearing about McDoogals and wanting to check it out I finally made the drive from DC to see for myself if its reputation is well earned. Once a top 10 club…
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
I've been in here a few...
I've been in here a few times in the past few months without bothering to write a review, mostly because little has changed that would require a review. Based on the last few posts…
Club 35
32 Water St, Fredonia, NY 14063, USA*
I'm rating this club 8 mostly...
I'm rating this club 8 mostly because I had a great time on two recent visits (thank you Angel) and because it has great potential. The club is located in a very small college…
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
I've been in maybe two or...
I've been in maybe two or three times in the last few months. My last visit was yesterday. It lasted one beer. The remodeling makes everything much nicer looking, not sure if…
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Still the best standby in DC....
Still the best standby in DC. A good mix of good looking dancers and a good show. The dancers aren't Camelot/Playboy quality, but there is just about always someone for anyones tastes.…
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Remember, this is a DC 8....
Remember, this is a DC 8. No contact but fully nude. I have to diverge from some of the earlier reviews. I went in on a Monday day shift, mostly spur of…
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Stopped into JP's th check out...
Stopped into JP's th check out the remodeling job. This club has needed some work for quite some time. You can see on some of my previous reviews the complaints about the upolstery…
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
What a difference a good day...
What a difference a good day can make in your opinion. Went recently and it seemed like the old days. One of my old favorite dancers was back, and that had a lot…
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Not sure when the last reviewer...
Not sure when the last reviewer went to Camelot, but there are no lapdances. There are no private dances of any kind here, or anywhere in DC. Still in a no-contact city this…
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
A solid DC 7. Recently...
A solid DC 7. Recently stopped in on a Tuesday dayshift after being very disapointed across the street at JP's. GoodGuys has managed to keep a decent group of dancers pretty consistently for…
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Another visit to "Cheers with Tits"....
Another visit to "Cheers with Tits". On visits like this I think it would be better if they'd give up the tits and concentrate on being a bar. A Tuesday afternoon visit, there…
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
This place has picked up a...
This place has picked up a bit since my last visit. They had a lot more customers and dancers than I'd seen in quite a while in here. A few possibly mitigating factors,…
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Hadn't hit my regular club for...
Hadn't hit my regular club for a while, so I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon after a short trip across the street. Good Guys was a bit slower than I've seen them in…
Club 35
32 Water St, Fredonia, NY 14063, USA*
I stopped in for the first...
I stopped in for the first time in over a year when my travels brought me back to Fredonia. It seems that my original review is still on the first page, and little about…
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Made my regular jaunt into Good...
Made my regular jaunt into Good Guys recently. Went on a monday and I was pretty impressed with the dancer quality. Some of the newer girls are very nice looking so even with…
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Last Friday was my latest trip...
Last Friday was my latest trip 'round the upper Georgetown clubs. My review of JP's is done, now onto Good Guy's. As you come in off the street, the entire club is one…
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
I hadn't been here in a...
I hadn't been here in a while, so I took the opportunity to visit last Friday afternoon. Since I see nobody has done a detailed review lately I'll start with that. As you…
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Remember this is the DC 7,...
Remember this is the DC 7, since there is no contact. The quality here has improved significantly lately. True, drink prices are up, and more than a few chairs need reupolstered, but the…
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Goodguys is my old standby, and...
Goodguys is my old standby, and when I stopped in JP's across the street (my backup standby) to find that none of my favorite dancers were there I stopped in. One of my favorites,…








