Reviews

19 reviews by lux interior

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

The Early Bird Special

Going to the club as it opens ain't always the best - it takes some time for a club to get spinning, as dancers are sometime slow to get into the groove (or just into…

8 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Haven't made a run of the...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Haven't made a run of the clubs for a while, and Pandora's is just as I left it - a bit of a shambles, but still a dark den of dirty deeds done at a…

8 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

A Return Visit...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After checking out Kittens when it first opened, I finally made my way back to the Georgetown club - and found that the more things change, the more things stay the same. No cover…

8 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Old school guy, old school club

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Saturday afternoon, and enough dancers and patrons to have two stages going. For my experience with Pandora's, that's pretty hopping. The vibe at Pandora's in the afternoon is the same as it ever…

9 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Kitten's Cabaret

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I made a rookie mistake: I went to Kitten's during shift change. Sometimes this can be fruitful, with dancers eager to make an extra buck or two before they go home. Mostly…

10 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I'm still trying to get a...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I'm still trying to get a handle on the Pandora thing. It's consistently inconsistent, at least on early-in-the-day visits. On some visits it rivals the level of fun I used to have at Rick's…

11 yrs ago

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, WA

It's always sort of unnerving when...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

It's always sort of unnerving when you're the sole customer at a strip club. As I entered Rick's on a random Saturday afternoon, I was hit with something rare to a club: silence.…

11 yrs ago1

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Pandora's is as close to the...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Pandora's is as close to the old Ricks as this town is probably going to get. It's got the same vibe: a room bathed in red lights and shadows with two stages going at…

12 yrs ago

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

If there was ever a spot...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

If there was ever a spot for an "incomplete" rating, Kittens has earned it. Hard to figure out what this club will eventually become. My lunch-shift visit had its ups-and-downs. On the…

12 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

What used to be a more-or-less...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

What used to be a more-or-less automatic stop for me (especially during the day shifts) has become an occasional peek in and see if anybody stands out. Lately, I haven't found a dancer I've…

12 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

This used to be my local...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This used to be my local haunt, and for good reason: the Sands is still the most consistent, most bang-for-your-buck strip club in the Seattle/Tacoma area bar none. I'm not sure how they…

14 yrs ago

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I had tried Pandora's when it...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I had tried Pandora's when it had first opened and was underwhelmed; my first visit was marred by uneven service and a poor selection of dancers. But after being disappointed by the new Rick's…

14 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

If there were strip club awards,...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

If there were strip club awards, The Sands may be the front runner for Most Improved. In my last visit I counted seven dancers on an afternoon shift, and these were young, fairly new…

15 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Seattle, WA

If a strip club has no...

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

If a strip club has no customers, does it make a sound? Walking into Centerfolds on an early Tuesday evening, I notice right away that I'm the sole customer. No music, no dancer on…

15 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Seattle, WA

My first trip back to Centerfolds...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

My first trip back to Centerfolds since May had highs and lows. The club itself looks much better (although I guess they had to ditch the runway -- too bad.) Ten bucks to…

15 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

The Sands has a stage show!...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

The Sands has a stage show! Let me rephrase that: during my last two visits, there were actual dancers on the actual stage actually dancing. Nothing to write home about there, but…

15 yrs ago

Dancing Bare

Seattle, WA

For the years I've called the...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

For the years I've called the Sands the biggest dive club in Seattle, I must now retract. Every element of Dancing Bare has the Sands beat dive-wise: the walk-of-shame entrance through an adult bookstore,…

15 yrs ago

Centerfolds

Seattle, WA

So...Rick's West? Kind of. Several the...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

So...Rick's West? Kind of. Several the dancers mentioned during their pitches to me that Centerfolds has "potential." And it does. The layout is decent, the location is more convenient (at least for me)…

16 yrs ago

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, WA

I was wondering how the closing...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I was wondering how the closing of the TW clubs were going to affect my local, The Sands. Would there be in a influx of new dancers? Would the Sands start charging cover?…

16 yrs ago