Reviews by someyoungguysomeyoungguy

Long story short: Andrea in the daytime is recommended. If you want tangible pleasures of the flesh, go here. But don’t go expecting Playboy models. Long story long: For a night owl and...

In my five years as a member of this illustrious website, Amber’s Cabaret has been the hardest club to write a review about. I have been so torn up about this club that...

The paradox: Larry Flynt may be the dirtiest purveyor of smut in American history, and his Hustler magazine remains, in my opinion, one of the most gloriously perverted pornographic magazines still in print, and...

Not much new to report here, but the news I do have is really good for me: That cunt of a waitress that wouldn’t leave me alone wasn’t there my last trip. Maybe...

Update: There were two new implications at Wise Guy’s, neither of them good. First, there was a noticeable decline in the looks of the girls that were working. Some girls, such as...

I’ve been to strip clubs in out-of-the-way places, but they are nothing like Bugsy’s Speakeasy, and I mean that in a good way. I had to drive about 45 minutes from my hotel...

This is turning out to be a yearly update for BJ's. Bottom line: It is still going strong. This will never be a gentleman's club. But if you want a quiet...

I got kicked out of here. I could talk about the steady train of beautiful, if artificially enhanced, girls that night, but, sorry guys, I got kicked out of here, and I have...

While turnover seems to be accelerating at the KoD and drink prices are creeping up, much of the rest is the same old, same old. On the bad side of this non-news: It's...

Cara, Kendell, Autumn, Raven, Bambi, Diamond. Those were the six Amazon goddesses who were plying their wares the last time I popped into WG's. There is nothing hotter than seeing two of...

Have to get this off my chest. Last time I was there I was repeatedly accosted by this bitch of a waitress. I was spending some quality time with my HSC ATF,...

Does anyone think that Phoenix has one of the best stripclub scenes in the country? With the warm weather, growing population and the co-ed talent of quite possibly the hottest university in the...

Update from a trip I took last month. Went there only to be told that one of my ATF’s, Amber, is long gone. From what I heard, her exit from Hollywood Show...

There always seems to be some sort of drama in Washington Park. The Chameleon Club burned down and it took some time before it was back up and running. C-Mowes also burned...

Dayshift or nightshift? That is the question. Used to be that I only went to stripclubs after the sun went down because it's a nighttime thing. You know, it's like peeing...

I've gotten over the damned Diamond Lounge, though I still don't like it. I was shown around there once; it's really what you can imagine a smaller club would look like. There...

After looking at my review before my previous review, I want to set the record straight about this place. I got a few facts wrong, and I've left out many other things about...

Long story short - girls are average to good, a lot of darkness, no table service to speak of, pretty good contact. Recommend for dayshift. Long story long - next time you leave a...

I haven't spoken about MK in a long time, and I too must echo the fair-to-middling reviews most of you guys have given. It's gotten so hit-and-miss that I don't think I'll be...

While Baby Dolls may be the best strip club in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area (recent LE activity notwithstanding), I believe it's atypical for the area. For the classy, upscale "gentleman's club" vibe that...

With the exceptions of Toni, Montana and Jasmine, all the strippers are different since the last time I reviewed BJ's. The new crop is a 4-8 hit or miss; the ones I like...

Update from a day shift visit in early May: - The place is the same as the last time. The worst part about Dollie's remains the men's room. Not only does it look...

Maybe I was drunk, but the last time I was at Cabaret Royale more than six years ago I was disappointed in myself for not being willing to spend the money to sample the...

Hollywood Show Club remains as probably the classiest strip joint in Washington Park, and maybe the classiest in the dark side of St. Louis. Prices remain high, though: I went in on a...