Have to get this off my...

Have to get this off my chest. Last time I was there I was repeatedly accosted by this bitch of a waitress. I was spending some quality time with my HSC ATF, Ivy, and this fat skank would come by every three minutes and ask if we wanted drinks, even though I already had mine and she had already told her she didn't want one. After Ivy had to entertain another regular, this whore came up to me and said, no joke, “I think you should buy me a shot.” The hell? What for? This cunt was extorting me, but I decided to give her five bucks so I could stay and get more dances from Ivy. And this ROB didn’t even have the graciousness to thank me; after she took my money, she stood up, tied her hair into a ponytail, and walked away. I had to say something, and my “clever” line was, “God bless you.” I know that girl didn’t even fucking drink anything. That won’t happen next time I’m there, that’s for damn sure. So if there’s a chunky light-skinned black girl waitressing there, avoid her at all costs.

That’s the only thing that marred this visit. Everything else is the same – hot but standoffish young ‘uns, party atmosphere, spacious bathrooms, and my Ivy (short with curly brown hair and a boob job), who really took it to the next level. Still the classiest titty bar in Washington Park.