Reviews by tuscl12345

"Is not needing to go to big club for Russian girls." That's what I'd say, anyway. The Russian Robogirls are shipped in here by refrigerated trailer truck straight from the eastern bloc, and they...

What a waste of time. Literally. Might as well call this place "Club Frustration," as they've spent years perfecting what has to be the absolutely fucking stupidest way to get lap dances ever created....

Skeeeevy! That's the overall feel for a place that's dirty and girls who have virtual tire tracks across them. Always the optimist, I tried one more time to find a way to stomach this...

All's good at Playhouse. Confirmed after dances with two different fave's that almost nothing's changed as far as the enthusiastic offerings. No one seemed to be holding back from what's been there in the...

Quick summary: Place is dark, dirty and disgusting. Girls are high mileage, and the short dances are $20. If you're looking for mileage, it's here. If you're looking for GFE, it's not. Place is...

OK, this is really two places. A regular strip club in back and a bookstore and private dance room place in front. This review is for the private dance rooms. This is a very...

Nice surprising find. Place might be new, discovered it driving by. I was greeted by a friendly gentleman who shook the hands of everyone entering on this weekday afternoon. It's BYOB, which generally makes...

You just gotta love this place. The girls are friendly, the variety is good, and the private rooms with doors are something you won't find anywhere else. Mileage is definitely up in the last...

Yecch. That's the club, and the staff. Don't touch anything, this place is sticky top to bottom. Shortest dance EVER. I barely got the money out of my pocket before I heard "beep, beep"...

A nice surprise in a lot of ways. NYC clubs have been notorious ripoffs. This one was much better than I expected. There were about 10 dancers on duty on this weekday afternoon. All...

The place is gross. The girls are underfed. It stinks of smoke. So why does it keep getting visits and reviews? Mileage, boys, mileage. On stage, you'll see girls who look like they're waiting...

Talent was really nothing to write home about. Two fat white girls and about 4-5 skinny AA girls. Each of the fat chicks got worse on closer inspection. One of the AA's had a...

Not my kind of place. Just too big, too impersonal, too 'Vegas.' Outstanding facility, a cavernous room with stages and signs and video and neon and a fantastic stage show. Totally nude on stage,...

Too big. Like so many South Florida clubs, the Industrial Revolution has come to strip clubs. Being a business person, I admire that they've standardized an otherwise scattered business and make it work so...

The plus: In the afternoon, there can be very high mileage here. Upstairs, you and your dancer are really free to do as she pleases. Some chairs face each other, reducing privacy, but most...

Ol' reliable. Playhouse always delivers a good time, a great dance, and amazing value. Daytime talent is much better, in my opinion, than evening. But there's no place you can find the privacy, consistency,...

Outstanding! About as many girls as customers, maybe 15 on this early evening. They did a "dollar dance" where the girls come around and do about a minute of lapdance for a buck, then...

A high-mileage find. My first visit here. Peep windows like the old 42nd Street places, with a girl in the center of a stage behind windows that open when you put money in. Also...

Another OUTSTANDING day at PH. Been many times, but today my knees are still shaking from the angel that I visited there. A body sculpted from clay, it's so perfect. Every curve, every tiny...

Definitely a "hit or miss" place, but this time was a hit. Sometimes you wait forever and won't get approached by a dancer. Sometimes you knock one out of the park. Not much of...

You'll hate yourself after visiting. Three girls working the booths, two AA, one white. Went with the third, who was a bit overweight but had a pretty face. She stank of smoke, as did...

Excellent! Weekday evening talent was very, very good. In fact, much better than I've seen here before. Club was pretty empty early evening, so ratio was practically 1:1 dancers to customers. But every one...

I love the reviewer below who says he thought Obama being President would have loosened up the strip club enforcement. Yes, I'm sure that right there among the collapse of the housing market, soaring...

Not feeling it. Place is smoky as hell. LD room is dirty, dank, and had gum on the floor. And the girls are mostly underfed trailer types who just don't do it for me....