What a waste of time. Literally....

What a waste of time. Literally. Might as well call this place "Club Frustration," as they've spent years perfecting what has to be the absolutely fucking stupidest way to get lap dances ever created. It's designed to keep you waiting endlessly for the privilege of getting a dance in a room where you'll be within inches of 7 other guys. I think I saw guys there three days ago who are probably still waiting for a dance.

Their system works like this: They put the faces and names of the dancers on a TV, you approach the counter, request the dancer of your choice and get a number. Some hours later, they'll call out your number. You can now enter the lap dance area and get your dance. If you want another girl, start the process all over. You could spend your life trying to dance with a couple of different girls.

So you've now waited an interminably long time for a dance in a room spaced something like two rows of barstools, so you're just about touching the guy next to you.

Generally, I'm not hard to please. Give me some pretty girls, a reasonably clean place, and I'm happy. This place is just a complete friggin waste of time. And the dance room is crowded, with everyone on top of everyone else. Really, how hard is it to make a strip club if you already have pretty naked girls? This place actually makes seeing naked girls annoying.