Reviews by tuscl12345

Very possibly, the best club in all of the US. Seriously, I'm thinking about flying 2,000 miles to go back to Hawaii Theatre for another visit. This place is the best thing ever. Better...

Mixed. Good mileage, but talent was midrange and can take a long time to get a dance. --> NOTE TO FOUNDER: HOW ABOUT ADDING A MILEAGE RATING? All Brazilian (at least on this afternoon). Dancing...

Really, guys, what is all this whining about? PH is meeting my expectations quite nicely, and I'm a longtime visitor. Thurs PM the place was full, plenty of top-shelf talent, and action with my...

First time visit, after many yrs of PH loyalty. Very different experience. Feels kind of like Tijuana on the Delaware. Skeevy little place, hardly marked (Look for the Dallas Diner). Three or four gals...

Relax, boys. All is NOT lost. Friday afternoon was absolutely rocking, and it's still better than 95% of clubs anywhere. 10 or more girls around the bar. There was still a nice hug and...

A-MA-Zing! Clean, safe-feeling place with mileage. Judged just as a regular strip club, it was really, really good. The topless dances ($20) were on a raised area, all facing the same direction so you're...

Pffft! Value, not! Don't go here. Now, it was late afternoon, maybe shift changes were coming, but this was nothing to write home about. 4 different dancers. Only one even approached me, and when...

Hurry on down, boys! The place is rocking, the girls are packed in, and it just doesn't get any better than this! This was my first evening visit in quite a long time, and...

Could you ask for more? Comfortable, relaxed, safe, and the beauty of Brazil abounds. The private rooms - with doors- make for an experience few other clubs can provide. The rules are liberal and...

An outstanding, reliable, happy place. Lots of variety, lots of fun. The gals aim to please. Perhaps some of them hold back, but not the ones I've seen. Wait for a good "PH Handshake,"...

First of all, it's GREAT! Friendly, safe, comfortable, with girls of many shapes and sizes all of whom are eager to please. Circular bar with two dancers on stage, and lots of girls...

Amazing! I expected to find a place on its last legs, but nothing could be farther from the truth. Ten girls working, and some great talent. But of course, the best part about...

Pretty skeevy in the evening. Three dancers, two A-A. I chose the other, pretty face, seemed OK. Turns out she was hiding the results of her gastric bypass; a large wrinkled sack of skin...

Old reliable! You'll always find something nice here. Good mix of Brazilians, who are very liberal in their willingness to have fun, and Eastern Europeans, who are generally prettier but less accomodating. When you're...

Love this place. Not the "club," but the private rooms up front. There are usually 4-5 girls on during the day, each standing outside her private room. Inside, behind a locked door, you can...

Things are way up at the PH. Although I'm a fan, I was struck by the improvement in talent this week. Lots of lookers! A large quantity of pretty blondes, above average looks. PH...

RUN AWAY!!! This is the nastiest, scariest, creepiest shithole of a club I've ever set foot in. Gives new meaning to "not with YOUR dick." The girls are nasty, worn out crack whores who...

A surprisingly good place. Girls were friendly and attractive. The place was clean, safe, and pleasant. Plenty of girls, all of whom were pretty and "real" looking. Not too much silicone, from what I...

Still a fav for me. Yeah, some hit and miss. But it's friendly, comfortable, and safe. Always a couple of gals worth visiting, and more and more, some not. But it's never a complete...

Very interesting. Lots of upclose contact, as the last reviewer described, in the upstairs "bump and grind" rooms. For $200, she gets totally nude, and so do you (except a condom). You can rub,...

OK, Sunday night's not going to be any club's best time. For me, Mons was where it all started, and it was a mind-bending experience. Amazingly hot women who insist you touch them all...

OK, so a rainy Sunday night's not the time to go. The selection was sparse. But... the few gals there were top shelf, and the layout is kind of cool. Small dance rooms, very...

A high-mileage strip club and a safe, comfortable place. Offered a full range of options, and lots of girls. I hadn't been since before the place was raided by immigration, and it apparently cooled...

Beautiful, beautiful selection of girls. Very safe and very clean atmosphere. Casual, relaxed, not pressured or creepy. Talent is almost as good as any giant Texas club. Had several dances and each had its...