Reviews

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Daytime is the time to go. Check the online schedule if you have a fave (playhouseloungeentertainment.com), it's usually pretty accurate.
Erica, Talita, Thais will go far…

It was a time warp at PH, with two oldies-but-goodies back from what seemed certain extinction.
The club's online calendar (which is a really nice feature, and it's usually pretty accurate) listed Crystal. That's…

OK, the pluses. It's a nice place with lots and lots of room. Kind of gigantic interior. Big stage, nice place. Bartender was attentive and helpful. Place seemed clean and safe. Big stages and some…

This was definitely a successful visit. Weekday around 1:00pm. Could have gone either way, as some places are great in the afternoon and some aren't. Didn't want to spend a lot of time here, so…

At lunchtime the place was full of guys. Middle aged, employed and retired white guys. Some looked like they were headed back to the office or the job site as soon as they finished here.…

Lunchtime visit here turned out way better than expected. Lonely looking place set back in a mostly empty parking lot. Walked in to find two girls and no customers at the bar. One more girl…

Keep trying and keep getting the same result: FAIL! This place has skanky dancers, little attention to customers, lots of smoke and a skeevy vibe. The promise of a higher level of entertainment here means…

Porthole is in a Brazilian low-end shopping center that felt sketchy at 1:00 in the afternoon. I'd really worry what this place is like at night, and I wouldn't risk finding out.

A few doors down…

Liked the vibe here, but as others said, the days of wine and roses, and high mileage, seem to be gone from this place.
I like that it's not that big a place, and it…

I was pleasantly surprised. It's the only club in Coral Gables, and so I expected that maybe it would be a weak substitute for Miami clubs. But turned out to be a pretty good experience.…

A nice club with lots and lots of great talent. But not my choice.
It's easy to find with its bright purple strip club lighting. At a big intersection of Power Line Road and MLK. The…

Still love this place. It does something no place else does, which is show you a good time without a lot of hassle, lots of options and in an easygoing setting.
As the place is now…