Reviews by tuscl12345
Submit a ReviewClub Champagne
1102 Crown Point Rd
Westville, NJ 08093
Such a waste of a beautiful club!
It's outfitted like nothing else. Beautiful surroundings, clean, and spacious. Which isn't necessary because no one else was there. Saw one or two come and go, but wow, this place was actually empty! Once upon…
Oct 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
Showplace Gentlemen's Club
347 S Salem St
Dover, NJ 07801
Unpleasant, gets the job done
There’s lots to hate about this place. It’s disgusting, the talent can be frighteningly unattractive, some of the girls are aggressive to the point of molesting you, the bouncer-dance counter is a moron who interrupts…
4 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(millsy)
Sep 12, 2015, 12:00 AM
Lust Gentlemen's Club
31 Victory Plaza
South Amboy, NJ 08879
One very friendly dancer
The minuses: The place charges a cover / drink minimum during the day, when there's two other customers and four total dancers. Why?
Girls don't know how to dance. They just twerk. Hate that. No…
Jul 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
Always fun, always reliable
PH is a comfortable, safe, clean place where you'll always leave happy. Private dance rooms are just about the best anywhere. There's no VIP, every dance is done in a private room behind a closed…
Jul 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
Synn Gentlemen's Club
15619 Valley Blvd
City of Industry, CA 91744
OK, here are the pluses: Lots...
OK, here are the pluses: Lots and lots of girls. $10 lap dance specials and a discounted VIP offer, too. Safe, clean, nice kind of spot, somewhat fancy. Lap dance area isn't private, but it's…
May 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl
Upland, CA 91786
Disappointed. Last visit two years ago...
Disappointed. Last visit two years ago was absolutely amazing. Hot blonde dancer with great bod, went in the back and the sky's the limit. It took a while to find one, but that was well…
May 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
NYC Gentlemens Club
26-50 Brooklyn Queens Expy W
Flushing, NY 11377
What makes this place special is...
What makes this place special is the very, very private VIP rooms and the mileage that accompanies them. They're curtained off, actual little rooms with a couch and some mirrors. Dancer hooked the curtains on…
Apr 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St
North Miami Beach, FL 33160
Overall, a classy, comfortable place with...
Overall, a classy, comfortable place with one of the best VIP setups anywhere. A definite keeper.
Didn't seem that way at first, though, since an hour after opening there was no one on stage and no…
Feb 26, 2015, 12:00 AM
Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
I'd agree that the talent was...
I'd agree that the talent was better here than at the other two Space Coast clubs during a recent visit. Decent selection and nothing on stage or at the bar that looked like "how did…
Nov 3, 2014, 12:00 AM
Ace's Men's Club
74 N Orlando Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
If you’re thinking of driving here...
If you’re thinking of driving here because the pickings are so slim in Orlando, don’t bother. It’s nothing to go out of your way for, and it really is very out of the way. It…
Nov 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
Cheaters
5450 N Atlantic Ave.
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Like others have said, crazy crazy...
Like others have said, crazy crazy loud! The kind of loud that chases you out of the place. That's why I give it the 6 for physical club.
But it seemed like this place had the…
Nov 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
Monroe's Of Palm Beach
1000 N Congress Ave
West Palm Beach, FL 33409
Really liked this place. Comfortable, safe,...
Really liked this place. Comfortable, safe, good attitude and nice selection of dancers. I'd be back.
Been a while since I've been in WPB and I'd never seen this place before. I asked and was told…
Oct 30, 2014, 12:00 AM
Platinum Plus
1251 Airport Rd
Allentown, PA 18109
Really nice place. Much, much bigger...
Really nice place. Much, much bigger inside that it looks like from the outside. In a nondescript mall with some low-end stores. It's clearly a club from the outside but id doesn't scream 'strip club.'…
Oct 16, 2014, 12:00 AM
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
895 O'Farrell St
San Francisco, CA 94109
Holy wow! This is an experience...
Holy wow! This is an experience unlike any other. It's a supermarket of amazing women, and amazing things to do with them. Really, unlike anything else anywhere. You've got stage shows, girls on tables, very…
Oct 7, 2014, 12:00 AM
Centerfolds Cabaret
400 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA 70130, USA*
Outrageous drink and dance prices, and...
Outrageous drink and dance prices, and really, the talent here at Centerfolds was more like, oh, the second half of the magazine, not the centerfold.
So what the heck is it about New Orleans clubs? If…
Sep 15, 2014, 12:00 AM
Lust Gentlemen's Club
31 Victory Plaza
South Amboy, NJ 08879
Had an unusually great experience here....
Had an unusually great experience here.
By which I mean, I've walked out of this place a couple of times. Not many dancers there during the day, and last time I didn't care for the…
Jul 29, 2014, 12:00 AM
Playhouse Lounge
1205 US Route 130 N
Burlington, NJ 08016
Always a reliably good time. Girls...
Always a reliably good time. Girls are as close to BFF experience as you'll get. Just can't do better than private dance rooms with doors (even if the bottoms are cut off). There's plenty of…
Jul 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
Déjà Vu Showgirls
226 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
OK, maybe it was still early....
OK, maybe it was still early. But this place was empty and dead. Two girls at the bar, no one on stage. The best looking gal in the place was the bartender (which is often…
May 22, 2014, 12:00 AM
Rick's Cabaret
315 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Beautiful club. Outrageous prices. Seriously, $60...
Beautiful club. Outrageous prices. Seriously, $60 for a 'standard' lap dance. VIP cubbies with beaded curtains were $250 and $500, and I was actually told there's a $2500 private room. Oh, and the beer was…
May 21, 2014, 12:00 AM
Showplace Gentlemen's Club
347 S Salem St
Dover, NJ 07801
Place is a real crap hole....
Place is a real crap hole. Girls are often fat, ugly or otherwise digesting, or all of the above. Bathroom will scare you for life. Atmosphere doesn't exist. Lineup included a psychotic Russian who looks…
2 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(ralphyboy)
Apr 19, 2014, 12:00 AM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Summary: Outstanding facility, great looking place,...
Summary: Outstanding facility, great looking place, but tough to get a dance.
This place has a great setup, with a big main stage and a soaring interior that feels like a theater. The girls come out…
Jan 30, 2014, 12:00 AM
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Some definite advantages here. It was...
Some definite advantages here. It was worth a return visit after a comparison with the nearby St. James, and I'd say Houston Dolls did better. Here's why.
Have you ever been in a club and said…
Jan 30, 2014, 12:00 AM
Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern
221 US-46
Mine Hill Township, NJ 07803
Comfortable enough, but nothing to get...
Comfortable enough, but nothing to get excited about. I'm not going back any time soon.
As blue collar a place as you can find 20 miles from NYC. This is a plain ol', regular bar,…
Jan 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl
Upland, CA 91786
An absolute must-see! Relaxed, not too...
An absolute must-see! Relaxed, not too big, with a memorable VIP setup that is put to good use. Girls are most accommodating. Willing and eager to please. Good range of choices and not a high-pressure,…
3 commentslast: 12 yrs ago(PAFBABS)
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