I wish I could give this...

I wish I could give this place a better rating. There are three things that should go into rating a club: Girls, Mileage, Atmosphere.

Well, the atmosphere at Champagne couldn't be nicer. It's new, it's clean, it's beautiful. Not too dark, not too bright. They even have clean bathrooms. It's the nicest club anywhere. The physical club is a definite 10, though privacy is lacking in the open booths.

The mileage is also off the scale. The girls don't hold back, though they'll hold anything else. There's nothing you can't find here, I expect.

But... the talent is just not there. Four different girls approached at the bar and all had the same moves. Here's how they "dance:"

First, bend over a full 90 degrees in front of you. Wow, she's sticking her ass in my face (or crotch), like I"m about to give her an exam. That's sexy. NOT!