Complete waste! Intolerably loud music. Not...

Complete waste! Intolerably loud music. Not just strip club loud, but the kind you can FEEL THE VIBRATIONS from OUTSIDE THE CLUB. Stupid, stupid loud.

But let's move on.

Just a handful of girls. Two ugly, two with glasses (not cute glasses, either). One with a lumpy belly, and one who just sat in the corner.

Approached by one gal but she stunk of smoke and had her ugly specs on. No, I'll pass.