Posts by zipman68

Let me tell you folks...It is sad to be demoted to Juice sockpuppet. Don't get me wrong -- I'm a proud member of the Juice Crew. That dude makes me laugh 'til chocolate milk comes…

It would be coo-el to see how we'll SassyBecca's wisdom aligns with Duo's... How do you react when... 1. Juicebro, obviously trippin' balls on a mixture of cough syrup, LSD, crack, and yoo-hoo, begins to have a…

Perhaps my Miami brethren can clue me in, but I recently met up with a chick who claimed to work at Tootsies when I was on the road. The claim she made was that a…

I b A pImP dAdDy BUT not AS coo-EL as MACGMC 'cos DAT dude B a MAJOR pimp-A-roo! So Macdude, did ya get the text from Kara. She is a really powerful girl ya know. Some…

Let's all welcome our Juicebro back! C'mon Juice, tell us of yo' adventures. We're you starting a porn site with a produce theme? Ass salad...sort of like ass smoothie, any the girls get salad fixings…

Where exactly is brother Juice? Is he on a vision quest, awaiting new instructions from the LORD? Is he livin' in a van down by the river? Did he smoke too much crack and get all…

1977 AMC Gremlin! That thing looks like a Star Trek shuttle pod my bros. Discuss....

Boys and (boys pretending to be) girls... Just say no to streetwalkers my friends. LDK shows excellent restraint (ain't illegal to jizz in yo' trousers my brother and it doesn't spread STDs, so you jizz in…

Ever decide to go jack it on 69th street in your home town? Just go out with a tub of KY and have at it on the sidewalk? If not, you should try. Especially if you…