Reviews by sleepalldaylong

Since the COVID-19 pandemic, this is only the third club I have visited. Got the usual pat down and temperature check by the bouncer. Went on a Wednesday at about 6pm. Parking is "free"...

Went on a very rainy Saturday night at about 10pm. The outside of the club gives it a very classy look and they have added a canopy to what will eventually be their new...

Came here after some Hard Rock gambling to spend some of my winnings. The first thing I noticed was the girl at the front door that takes the $10 cover was not in a...

This club is just north of the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino on US441 right by a truck stop. At the end of a winding road, you can't miss their huge sign and there...

This is one of the nuttiest clubs I have ever visited. There were about 30-40 girls on a Thursday and the DJ would announce the girl count from time to time as they would...

Just wanted to make some corrections to my last review... I had mentioned there is only a weekend cover but actually there is a $5 cover charge every day after 8pm. There is no...

Back in the day this was like a second home to me. My friend's girlfriend worked here and she would ask me to go see her. My friend would not go in the club...

I was surprised the read the other reviews about all the complaints about the fees. I visited at about 8pm on a Monday and I was not charged for parking and I was not...

I had not been to this place for many years, not since the original Porky's named after the 80's movie. As others have mentioned, parking is free although there is a parking attendant. He...

This club is on a service road by the 826 xpwy so I decided to stop by since I had a business meeting in the industrial area where this club is located. They charge...

I was getting some late dinner at Bob Evans which is across the street from this place and decided to check it out. The cover if I remember correctly was about $7. Most of...

This place is really out there in the boonies but easy to find since it is the only thing in the area that emmits light. It seems you must have an ID to enter...

So I'm in Tampa for the week and figured I'd visit the Mons but when I saw the girls all sitting outside smoking kinda like sitting on a porch, I decided to make a...

I had not been to this place in over 7-8 years. I just don't find the need to go to Hialeah. However, I was with a friend that likes chubby girls and I though...

While this place remains arguably the worst strip club in Miami, I gave it a 5 because the atmosphere is very laid back, the staff is friendly and the beer is cheap. They also...

As a correction to the last review, this club is *NOT* in the old Tootsie's building. The old Tootsie's was bulldozered and an entire new shopping center was built on the property. In fact...

For the record: This place has changed names again. It is now called "PT's Showclub" as is visible from the 826 hwy. I have not gone inside nor do I have any plans to...

I usually visit this place in the evening but recently I was working in the area and was able to stop in at around 3pm. It was incredible how many customers were in at...

This place has had numerous names throughout the years. I remember the very first time I went they actually had feature dancers and pornstar Serenity stuck her pussy right in my face. The...

I had not been to this place since January but was utterly impressed at how hot most of the girls are this time around. Most of the girls I saw were 8-9, and then...

Stopped by this place about three weeks ago just because it was close to my hotel. I was kinda uncomfortable about the fact that they scan your driver's license at the front door. At...

This club is no longer "Treasure Island." It has been totally remodeled (all that remains original is the main stage) and is now called "Platinum Plus." The cover is $8, the ethnicity is totally...

After almost writing this place off for good, I decided to stop in one afternoon right after I got my drivers license renewed at the office adjacent to the club. Changes I noticed were...

I had held off on posting a review on the "new" Tootsie's until now because of all the mixed opinions I have about the new club. First off, I and just about everyone I...