I had not been to this...

I had not been to this place for many years, not since the original Porky's named after the 80's movie. As others have mentioned, parking is free although there is a parking attendant. He mentions that parking is free. He was very polite and quite humble so I was happy to tip him a few bucks. When you enter this club, you will see that there are stairs going down to a "basement." This is the VIP area I was told. It's not actually a basement since you have to climb several steps to get to the front door. The interior layout is very much the same as I remember and I believe the stage is still the original. The girls are 90% Latina, mostly Cuban and run on the thick side. If thick Latinas are your thing then you just found heaven. There was one black girl and one German girl which was also on the thick side. She seemed to be quite popular since she drew quite a crowd to tip her on stage. The tip collecting or "tip parade" as some call it is prevalent in all southern areas of Miami. Although it annoys many patrons, I have fun with this ritual.If the girl just asks "Would you like to tip my dance?" and holds out her hand without being friendly or making any contact, I just stare her in the eye until she thinks I'm crazy, rolls her eyes and walks away. The other girls that are friendly, I will get a good grope and grind from them. They worked for it so I will tip them even more than the buck that they expect and many of them light up and kiss me in appreciation. I think it all works out and costs far less than a lapdance for a similar experience. Domestic beers are $4, imports I believe are $5. A glass of wine I believe is about $9 or $10 bucks. If a girl asks you to bu her a drink, be careful of the $25 drink hustle where she takes a few sips and walks away with a small commission. I was not hit up for a lapdance nor was I invited to the VIP so I cannot comment on those yet.