Beach House Cabaret
Closed
330 NE 163rd St, Sunny Isles Beach, FL 33160, USA*

I had not been to this...

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sleepalldaylong
Jul 19, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I had not been to this place since January but was utterly impressed at how hot most of the girls are this time around. Most of the girls I saw were 8-9, and then there was this WTF! 10! More on her later… There was one hideous, and I do mean hideous girl that all she did was sit on the floor and talk to customers. She was probably trying to find someone drunk enough to take her to the champagne room. I noticed she was not even included in the main stage dance rotation which was a smart move by the management. As for the “10,” this girl was so mesmerizing I cannot even remember her name. I went to sit at the stage (something I never do) just to see her up close and showered her with singles. She responded by giving me a nice private dance right there on the stage where she showed me every inch of her and rubbed her perfect tittles across my face. She ended with a nice kiss. I asked her to come see me after her set but when she went backstage that was the last I saw of her. She is very tall and slender with a large outline tattoo on her back that wraps around to her thigh. I am not sure what it was but it looks like and outline of something to be colored in. I am serious; I have no idea why she is stripping when she could be a supermodel. I went on a Friday night and the place was basically “dead.” I know the economy sucks and people are saving their dollars but with this many hot girl this place should at least do a little advertising. This place does not even advertise in Xcitement or the other mag that’s out there. Maybe they should get “Mobile Mike" to come in here or something.

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