I had not been to this...

I had not been to this place in over 7-8 years. I just don't find the need to go to Hialeah. However, I was with a friend that likes chubby girls and I though he might find some here. We went at about 1am. on a Saturday. There were about 10 girls. As expected, there were a couple of girls that looked like they had just given birth. Just like every other time I have gone, the interior has once again been remodeled. The bar is no longer in the center of the club and has been moved against the wall. In the center of the club there is now a smaller stage. I did not see anyone sit at the stage nor even attempt to tip any girl that was dancing there. As a result, most of the girls looked bored and their version of getting naked was pulling their bra cups down around the belly and the panties around the thighs. They have what looks like mini rooms for lap dances or possibly VIP. They are not really private since all the separates you from the main area are a pair of saloon doors. They were empty the whole time I was there. Some things never change... They still go around collecting tips from every customer after the stage dance. This is an ancient Hialeah tradition. The club still has the "I might get killed in here vibe." However, they now have an old man at the exit door that looks over the parked cars and the biggest bouncers I have ever seen. I swear the guy's arms were bigger than my thighs. BTW, the old man at the door did not ask for any tip to watch my vehicle. The girls that came around tip collecting very friendly for a change. Probably the highlight of the evening for me was the comical conversations my friend was having with these girls. I got free lapdance at my barstool in the main area from one of these girls because I told her she reminded me of Lady Gaga. She happened to be the only attractive girl in this club. If you are feeling adventurous, give this place a try. There is no cover, drinks are the same price as any other bar and the girls will settle for a dollar.