Bottoms Up
Closed
2496 SW 8th St, Miami, FL 33135, USA*

While this place remains arguably the...

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sleepalldaylong
Feb 13, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

While this place remains arguably the worst strip club in Miami, I gave it a 5 because the atmosphere is very laid back, the staff is friendly and the beer is cheap. They also have a domestic beer special which if I remember correctly was 4 beers for $7. Imported beers are still $6 each. I went on a Saturday night at around 1am and there were only 3 very average looking Latin girls working at the time. One of them was hounded by her regular so she did not even bother to make her tip collecting rounds after her dance. The other one was engaged in conversation with 2 of the 4 (including myself) patrons in the club and she had that “I should have watched Sesame Street and gone to school” look when she danced and collected her tips. She was the prettiest of the 3 girls but looked very bored. The third girl was there with her boyfriend and both of them were very friendly and talkative. He offered her to me for the price of a carwash but I declined and left shortly thereafter.

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