Strip Clubbing in the COVID-19 World

Since the COVID-19 pandemic, this is only the third club I have visited. Got the usual pat down and temperature check by the bouncer. Went on a Wednesday at about 6pm. Parking is "free" but there is a friendly guy that sits outside watching the packing lot so I tipped him a few bucks. The cover charge is now $20 after 5pm and they give you a receipt that you can exchange for a sampler. The sampler consists of croquettes, mozzarella sticks and french fries with small tubs of ketchup and honey mustard. There were 7 girls working, all Cuban with the exception of one white girl that speaks a little Spanish. Most of the staff speaks little or no English so keep this in mind if you don't speak at least a little Hialeah street Spanish. The girls all come asking for tips (the infamous tip collecting that occurs in all clubs Doral and southward) and they don't even care if you're eating or engaged in conversation. One girl got a little angry that I told her I didn't want to touch cash and food at the same time. The girls also will hound you for drinks. All girl drinks are $12. The girls that sat with me told me they get a kickback if they sell a certain amount in the night. I did buy one girl a drink and a shot and she invited me to fondle her all over as she drank. They have suspended lap dances at this club during the pandemic. However, you can still get a table dance. This is the exact opposite of Tootsies which I visited last weekend. The private rooms are still available at $100 per half hour. The girls set their own price in addition to that. The downstairs "basement" rooms were closed and roped off. Girls at this club all must wear face shields. None of them were wearing masks. The irony is that they mostly keep the face shields in the up position. The girls were all very average. Some of them had those injected bubble butts.