Back in the day this was...

Back in the day this was like a second home to me. My friend's girlfriend worked here and she would ask me to go see her. My friend would not go in the club if she was working. Does anyone remember when the back bar was a runway stage, the highest bidder could oil wrestling a dancer in a kiddy pool, lap dances did not yet exist and most of the dancers were white girls. One of the girls "Suzy Q" would also sing on stage from time to time. All that has changed of course. The runway is now the back bar and the most well lit part of the club. The rest of the club is rather dim. Every stage in this club is inside a bar. This makes it rather difficult to tip dancers on stage. Only the taller girls are able to stretch to the bar for tips. Either way, they make their rounds of the infamous "tip parade" that is prominent in all strip clubs south of North Miami Beach. One nice thing now is that they really rub themselves on you and work for that dollar. I did my first ever lap dance at this club on this visit. There is no really privacy and there is a bouncer at the door at all times viewing everything and he will take $5 from the girl for every $25 dance. The girl will sit on a low barstool (like a drummer's throne) and converse with you until your song starts. Then she jumps on you and goes to work. I got lucky I was picked by a friendly girl with a great sense of humor and attitude. She guided my hands to all parts of her body, nothing was off limits. She was all natural and I got perfect boobies in my face as well as her ass. I asked her if she would do VIP but she told me the club did not have VIP rooms. This kinda confused me since another girl later offered services in VIP and I actually saw an entrance to back rooms in the right corner by the back bar. I remain confused on this one. Maybe someone can shed some light? Another girl told me more people come to this club for the skirt steak rather than the girls. Apparently, this is the best churrasco in Miami. Really? About the club... The cover charge is $5 but I believe that is only on Fridays and Saturdays, all other days are free entry. The doorman will wand and lightly frisk you which is a practice that I remember as far as 20 years ago. If I remember correctly, this is because a dancer was shot while on stage by her boyfriend. As you enter, the bathrooms are just to your left which makes them easy to find and our Haitian friend will be there with soap and real cotton towels. To the right are lockers with booze in them. It looks like if you buy a bottle and can't finish it, it will be waiting for you on your next visit. Then of course you will see the main bar with a dimly lit stage. To the left is the lapdance room with a black curtain and the DJ booth. There is a staircase next to the DJ both. Maybe is is just for him to get in the booth or maybe it leads to some VIP area. I'm not sure. They really only use the better lit stage on the back bar when the club has enough girls and customers which is of course on the weekends. I would say there were about 15-20 girls on this Friday night. Most of them were Cuban girls. There were maybe 4 white girls and no black girls at all. I would say all of them were attractive in their own way and basically happy and friendly.