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Not one cent. If a stripper asks to "borrow" a few bucks for something, and I feel that it is a kindness I wish…

I just wonder if you are anything like your Internet persona in real life.

Nice!

Hey, that stripper over there looks a lot like that hot chick I saw at the gym/bank/convenience store. I think I'll have myself a…

That could a whole new meaning to making a deposit.

I travel a lot, so I'll keep these old reviews in mind, in case I evertravel back in time.

I don't go clubbing at home, so the valet never gets a chance to park my car. However, if it were an issue for…

VM, there is something going on with Czech girls and their big naturals. May be something in their water.

If I bring a wife to a club, you can bet she ain't mine.

Invalid photo?

You sick bastard! Are you uploading cripple porn?

"Have I?"

"Do I?"

"Would I?"

All have slightly different variations of "yes" as an answer.

I don't think there are that many women in general who have breasts I'd consider big on frames I would consider in shape.

This is another reason to frequent clubs where you are known. The bouncers would probably be a little slower to jump to conclusions where…

I don't understand. At some point she wouldn't be able to get anything else out of me; and it wouldn't take 36 hours either.…

The Green Mile

Blowjobbs are a replacement for Viagra.

I agree with Alucard. He gives the rest of us mongers a bad name. He should have done what I do, sneak around and…

I have never done TJ, but there is already fun to be had in CAN. If this stands, they will be off the hook…

Was she bigger than him? I wouldn't have given her the chance to bite me. After she attempted to tear it off, I'd have…

Sadly my watch and my wallet can't really keep up with my desire and ability most of the time.

If anal is the new vagina, does that mean that pussy is the new blow job?

Maybe instead of a metal detector they should just measure at the door and direct you to the girls that fit.

I thought this was going to be a thread about fucking strippers at the end of the month.

I am not sure that would withstand a legal challenge.

Dirty cops? Surely not!