FYEO is expensive, but friendly.

If I ever move to Canada, it will have a lot more to do with an erection than an election. I was reminded of this on a recent swing through Toronto. I am going to try to get up some reviews, as I have been negligent in that area as of late. Basically, I really like clubbing, and other adult-oriented activities, in Canada. The girls are hot. The rules are a little more relaxed. And cold air does wonderful things to nipples.

This particular trip marked the first time I have visited this particular club, but if memory serves, I made my second and third visit here on the same trip. That was partly a matter of convenience and partly a matter of being really smitten with a particular dancer. I was unable to close the deal with her, but half the fun is in the chase anyway.

I said the club is expensive, and tha starts at the door. On one of my visits I didn't get charged a cover, but that was due to an early arrival. I am not sure when the cover kicks in, but between that, the coat check, and tips, it costs $20 before you even meet your waitress. Then there are the typical strip club prices on drinks. One evening I got a mixed drink with top shelf ingredients that set me back $30 with the tip.