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You had me at the $20 BJ.

You had me at the $20 BJ.

A lot of them do it, but I don't spend money on girls who smell like a rock concert.

I took it I have clubbed in Toronto before; and I have at least a passing interest in going again.

Trick rollers are prostitutes or pretend prostitutes who steal from customers, often involving violence and often involving one or more partners.

Might be worth it.

He did say "chow". He is apparently hungry and looking for food. I guess I have to cut him a break. He probably wouldn't…

I had a great time one afternoon with the $10 lappers at Cheetah. While there was no actual sex, there was plenty of two…

According to what you said, her ass and pussy have been "used" and she has "multiple personalities". On top of that, you ain't even…

More than a mouthful is a waste.

Anybody who has such little regard for other people's businesses that he'd SPAM their board and act like a little shit to their members…

It stands for "I Talk Shit when lunch is Peanut Butter and Jelly"

Tell him you'll give him a great time and clean up the mess/evidence. Make sure you aren't wearing any loud cologne or glitter; and…

If I get a ticket I want it to be for getting head while driving.

I like a perky look. I like them to have a nice motion when the girl moves. I like them soft to the touch.…

Get the tongue in quick, before she changes her mind.

Alucard, I might agree with you if my all time favorite were the dancer in question. But most of the time when one attaches…

As a customer, let me validate one of the OP's main points. The quickest way to get me to do my clubbing at another…

Something about that would bother me too much.

How much do you have to tip the bouncer to get into the climax room?

What if you don't get head? Will they charge $5 for a handy?

If you go to a nude beach in the morning and look in the wet sand, you'll see footprints and nipple drag marks.

Is this a new Juicy Style?

I don't know how you feel about privacy and remaining anonymous; but for me, anything requiring payment in a form other than cash is…

By that line of reasoning we could also say that strippers with STDs are better fucks, since that is how they got the STD.…