Reviews by landr

I visited Fantasy World on a Saturday evening at about 10 PM. The dozen or so dancers present were nice-looking. But, for the hour I wasted there, those on stage were making no…

I visited TD's North on a Thursday and Saturday evening on September. The dancers were generally nice-looking and pleasant. The stage show wasn't great, but at least a few girls put in some…

I was in this serious biker town (nearly every shop in downtown Daytona Beach is a bike shop, a bike repair shop, a bike parts shop, or a tattoo parlor) for a conference nearby.…

I visited Mons Venus on a Wednesday evening from about 9 until midnight. I was impressed by the shear number of beautiful women and the very nice format of at least three girls dancing…

Club Femme-Nu is a block or so away from Club Rock-Za, and its format is the same as Rock-Za, so you'd think they'd be similar. But, while I found Rock-Za to be great, I…

I visited Club Rock-Za on Friday and Monday evenings on a recent weekend trip to Waikiki. While Hawaiian clubs are all non-contact due to recent legislation, Club Rock-Za is about as good as a…

I visited No. 5 Orange Pub a couple of years ago, when it was one of the highest rated TUSCL clubs, and was very disappointed due to the very few girls, their unattractiveness, and their…

I visited the Darling Cabaret three times during my stay in Prague, on a Saturday, a Sunday, and a Wednesday. Okay, so you've probably already guessed that I liked it. Darling is the largest strip…

Goldfinger is a very classy strip club associated with the five-star Ambassador Hotel (only in Prague!). Anyway, I visited it on Tuesday and Friday evenings. It had a nice stage show, in which…

Atlas is a strip club/brothel across the street from the Darling Cabaret. It's a lot smaller than Darling, and it offers sex for less money (2500 CZK, instead of 3500 at Darling). But…

Desperate for entertainment in a dismal city (Lodz), and based on an only somewhat positive recommendation from the internet guide, Lodz in Your Pocket ("Magnes is the most famous strip club in Lodz"), I went…

The word is that Krakow is the new Prague-the trendiest party place in Europe. And an indication that it is is that drunken British stag parties roam the streets at all hours. Indeed,…

I was in Ohio for a few days, in the middle of nowhere, and I decided to go to a strip club but was concerned that there might not be so many girls, in view…

I visited Christie's Cabaret twice, first on a Sunday evening and then the following Tuesday (after being somewhat disappointed with the Gold Horse Saloon). Sunday, there were ten dancers, all quite beautiful (7 to…

I dropped by the Gold Horse Saloon on a Tuesday evening at about 9 PM. It's close to downtown but has ample free parking. The Russian doorman/bouncer was very friendly, immediately explaining all…

We dropped by this place at about 10:30 on a Saturday evening, and it was dead dead dead. We asked if the two girls (employees of the club) sitting at the bar (and looking…

I visited Platinum Plus on a Friday and a Saturday evening. It’s a pretty amazing place with about as many pretty girls as I’ve ever seen in one place (and a few fatties). The…

I visited Chastity’s on a Saturday evening from 9:30 PM to about 11:00 PM, and it was a pretty dismal experience. Five or six quite skanky girls were present when I arrived, and only…

I visited the Great Alaskan Bush Company on July 4th (Independence Day) at about 4:10PM, just after it opened, and was the only customer in the entire place. Not a single dancer was in…

Fantasies on Fifth is a terrible club. I visited it on a Saturday evening, when any strip club should be at its best. But this club was bad, really bad. The majority…

We went to (the new) Tootsie’s on Friday and Saturday evenings over the course of a couple of weeks. While this review is probably unnecessary in view of the zillion others already here, I…

Scarlet’s is an example of a club that has clearly spent a great deal of time and money on its interior, and especially its sound and light system, but they should’ve spent the effort on…

It’s probably not necessary to say much more about Shotgun Willie’s than has already been said, but I’d like to point out that SW's success is perhaps its main problem. I visited at 7PM…

This place is terrible, probably the worst strip club we’ve ever been to. It’s too bad because it should’ve been one of the best. It’s upscale and near all the downtown hotels and convention center…

We visited Bare Elegance on a Monday evening from about 9 to midnight, when it was moderately busy--about 20 patrons, about 6 or 7 of whom were women accompanying men. In fact, at one…