I've always been really disappointed by...

I've always been really disappointed by the particularly uncreative and unsexy attire of strip club dancers. Girls wearing simple bathing suits (which you can see anywhere in public) are so boring that I don't feel I should have to pay to see girls wearing them at a strip club. I mean, even a simple schoolgirl outfit is as sexy as anything and can be bought for only a few dollars at a place like Target. So when I visited Little Darlins (and its sister club, Deja Vu Showgirls) last year, I suggested to one girl who'd just begun her career as a dancer that she check out a website like 3wishes.com, which sells sexy outfits cheaply.

Imagine my surprise when I showed up at Little Darlins a year later, last Saturday evening, and all the girls were stripping out of really sexy and interesting outfits! Among many others, a schoolgirl, a devil (complete with red horns, a tail, and a pitchfork), a French maid, Uma Thurman (from "Kill Bill"), a nun, a dominatrix, and another schoolgirl graced the stage! The DJ played along, recommending, for example, after the nun's dance, that she was available later for anyone in need of "a religious experience." Okay, I already knew that I had a thing for schoolgirls, but that evening I discovered that I also had one for nuns! Who knew? I also discovered that I was in dire need of the religious experience the DJ mentioned, but the Holy Sister (Raven) was in such demand from the multitude of us sinners there that evening that she was nowhere to be found, apparently cloistered in the VIP room administering spiritual healing, for the next two hours.

The show was amazing, and I found that I didn't really need a private dance because the stage show was so great. The extra garment or two that had to be removed made the striptease much more exciting, and the fantasy added even more to the fun. In fact, most girls wore a different costume each time they took the stage. Yeah, I admit that I wanted to see Raven as the nun again--watching her breasts fall out of her nun outfit a few seconds into her dance was a sight I'll try never to forget--but I just had to settle for her as the devil the next time she appeared (somehow that seemed appropriate).