Reviews by Orlimar

Delilah's continues to set the standard for Philly for quality of girls - not necessarily value of activity. The night I was there I arrived around 9:30 which is usually the time when...

Was in town for work and had fond memories of the 'old' Mons - wanted to check it out to see if the current version was as sad as many have claimed. Short...

So as far as I'm concerned Baby Dolls is a must visit if you're in the Dallas area and are a fan of SC. There's a reason it's legendary and the parking lot...

One word I think of for the Men's Club is 'Luxury' ... the club has a beautiful entrance (no cheesy purple neon here) ... paid my $10 cover (they did NOT actually scan my...

It's been quite a while since I've traveled in the Tampa area so I wasn't sure what to expect -- knowing that times have changed a lot and the 'old magic' was pretty much...

So I was in town for work - staying downtown and wanted to visit Cheetah really just for some nostalgia. I knew going in it was not going to be anything like I...

So as far as Jersey clubs go - PH is really the only fun in town. As others have said the place itself is anything but fancy. Outside the decor looks like...

Penthouse is definitely an upscale, some might say snooty, club located just a block off of Bourbon St. The club itself is very clean, well-lit and has plenty of beautiful ladies to catch...

Treasures was a convenient stop for me after dinner on the way back to the hotel. Others have made plenty of comments about the facility. I was prepared for the $20 valet...

This was my first Texas club post-COVID and from what others have said I wasn't expecting much. Really just went here because it was on the way back to the hotel after dinner....

First time visiting any of the clubs in this area. Really didn't know what to expect outside of some recent reviews. Pulled in around 10pm to a mostly empty parking lot. ...

The Pink Club isn't very convenient for my travels - probably a good thing. It is, however, very reliable and consistent. Your eyes will need a few seconds of adjustment when...

Pharoah's is located near the airport in a typical industrial area - about a 5 min ride from the airport hotels so it makes an easy visit if you're staying overnight for a morning...

This is a sorry excuse for a strip club. No need to read further. But since there are several review boxes to check here goes. Outside is clean and well lit ... easy access...

Risque is one of the 'Big 3' for traditionall Philly SC. (Cheerleaders and Delilahs the other two). This club is located in an industrial area that is actually undergoing a lot of redevelopment...

Flasdancers Midtown is conveniently located for anyone staying in the Times Square area. It is a SMALL club - and actually easy to miss from the outside. Inside it is SMALL -- but...

So Rick's got my visit mainly because it was closest to my hotel and basically all the 'upscale' NYC clubs are going to be overpriced, stuck-up rip-offs. Rick's is located mid-block in an...

I was traveling through on business and knew about this place and its sister club so decided it was worth a look. Arrived about 9:00 - parking lot had only a few cars....

This is my first time back at PP post-COVID. I was in town on a Monday night and of course expected the place to be pretty dead. As others have said, PP...

So there's really only one legit reason to visit the famous Playhouse - and that's for the extra special private room treatment. Here's it is pretty much guaranteed unless you're super creepy and...

First time back since COVID - guess that's true for a lot of us in the Northeast. Truthfully wasn't expecting much but saw a decent # of cars in the parking lot. It...

Cloak Room (CR) is a really upscale club right in the heart of DC - within 5 min walk of Convention Center so very accessible for visitors. Neighborhood is 'totally' safe. Entrance,...

So this review is from their Platinum Pole contest night which makes it a bit different than your ordinary evening at CL. Security was on duty outside the club - keeping an eye...

One of the downsides to Rhino in Pittsburgh is that it is located in an industrial area that really isn't close to anything except Rivers Casino. You're going to have to drive here...