Reviews by Orlimar

Cloak Room (CR) is a really upscale club right in the heart of DC - within 5 min walk of Convention Center so very accessible for visitors. Neighborhood is 'totally' safe. Entrance, at…

So this review is from their Platinum Pole contest night which makes it a bit different than your ordinary evening at CL. Security was on duty outside the club - keeping an eye on…

One of the downsides to Rhino in Pittsburgh is that it is located in an industrial area that really isn't close to anything except Rivers Casino. You're going to have to drive here or…

So Penthouse Club is truly a class act as far as the club environments are concerned. I highly recommend using the $10 valet -- well worth not having to deal with parking... for convenience…

So I arrived a little before 10 and saw that the parking lot was pretty full which I considered a good sign for mid-week. Went inside - did not pay a cover ...…

So stopped in close to midnight -- decent crowd and a good dancer / client ratio. They were using one of the satellite stages plus the two main ones so girls were doing a…

So this is an overdue review of their Wing-Bowl replacement party -- I've got to hand it to them ... they did it right. Outside tents and live band were fantastic for handling overflow.…

With all the comments about the 'new' club I expected to see a lot more changes. If you didn't know better you'd not notice anything different. I noticed that a few dancers who…

Okay - so we all know Millstream isn't anyone's #1 spot - but I was in the area and figured hey - why not stop in and hang. It's been ages since my last…

Well I went here with pretty much no expectations given the reality of Columbus clubs. Picked this place mainly due to its convenience to where I was staying. I will say I was…

So I hadn't had much positive experience at Cheerleaders lately -- made several visits in the early evening - mid week and the dancer selection and activity was average to less than average at best.…

As others have commented -- definitely an eye-candy place for upper class / suit-type folks. You can take your client - or your boss -- or your wife here without any concerns about the…

Not sure why I actually 'enjoy' the craziness of wing bowl -- it's so jammed you can barely move, parking is a nightmare, etc. but it's a tradition and frankly for whatever reason I love…

I've always found Gold Club to be a reliable afternoon / happy hour kind of hangout -- to chill, have a couple of beverages, enjoy some scenery and get some entertainment. It's been a…

Still not sure what to actually say about this place. Most of the girls working when I was there looked like they could get by in most any average strip club environment. No…

So I went to Rick's after dinner with very limited expectations based on other's reviews. I figured that given Rick's corporate reputation that it would be a solid representation of their brand. I had…

So if there's one thing that seems to be dependable here is that there is nothing dependable. The quality of the girls on any given day can range from ick to very nice --…

It's been quite a while since I've visited Blush - and I was there on a Tues evening which would typically be a pretty slow night. As expected, not crowded at all but surprisingly…

Easy to find - safe environment, neighborhood friendly. Could be a sports bar or local hangout, just with sexy half naked ladies. Overall it scores solid marks on the important things -- clean,…

Sapphire is huge -- and the girls are all generally knockouts and better -- good variety of types though very few WOC ... cover is steep -- but the wait time for one of their…

BD's is certainly famous, and deservedly so. The club is top notch -- not over-the-top fancy but super clean and upscale. I wasn't super excited about the whole 'country' theme - but this…

It's been well-documented here that this club is not busy and not a place for extras -- perhaps those two things are related??? It is a very clean, posh but not stuff club.…

It's been ages since I last visited Gold Club -- and wasn't expecting much based on my previous experience but being the forever hopeful one I decided to stop in since I was in the…

It's been quite a while since my last visit here -- most of the dancers seemed to be new faces. They run a good show here but things have certainly fallen off a bit.…

Tuesday is the 2 for day which always provides a higher level of activity than you usually see early in the week. The girls appreciate the activity - and most guys I know like…