Club Risque Philadelphia
1700 S Christopher Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Monday Dud

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Orlimar
Apr 26, 2026, 11:22 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

So I had heard good things about CR's daytime shift and I was in the area and decided to check in out - knowing that Monday is absolutely the worst day for SC but I figured it was worth a peek. $10 cover as I didn't get there before 7 ... they were doing a single dancer on stage with 2 song rotation. I paid my $8 for a beer and sat at the bar along with a small handful of guys.

 

The first four girls who rotated through their sets were all sexy in different ways but I would have been afraid they would have crushed my jewels if I got a lap dance. Penelope then came up and was a total breath of fresh air -- tall, athletic, great tan lines. I threw some $$ on the stage to make sure I got her attention. She definitely had someone else lined up for the LD room but came by during her tip parade to make sure I knew she would be back.

 

Neither of the next two dancers where even close to P's level so I was really hoping she didn't get pulled away into a long VIP. Fortunately she emerged from the LD room and I waved her over - I paid my $20 for the first dance as we checked in with the dude - we settled in for some private time. It feels really weird when you're the only people in the entire LD room. Honestly the dances were good - not great ... but given that I wasn't going to stay around a long time I knew that this was as good as I was going to get. Lots of fun, sexy talk and decent grinding but that's it. Stayed for a couple more rotations but this was definitely a dud night.

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