After a couple of visits, I...

After a couple of visits, I really wish I had something nice to say about this club, but I just don't.

The service is terrible, the music is too loud, it smells like a tobacco executive's crypt, and the main reason I go to places like these... the contractors working on stage aren't attractive and don't act as if they care if they're entertaining.

There are far too many alternatives around Portland to waste your time and money here.