Eating turds out of public bathroom stalls, like my Hero Donald Trump

Reviews by mroo

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16 years ago
Reveal Lounge
Portland, Oregon
The Boom Boom Room hasn't improved...
The Boom Boom Room hasn't improved as of late- the bouncers need some training on how to work with the public, the DJ has gone from hip to hopped up on something (The music...
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16 years ago
The Library Las Vegas
Las Vegas, Nevada
Stopped by on a Sunday night,...
Stopped by on a Sunday night, with low expectations. I don't know why it's taken me 10 years to finally go there, but I'm glad I did. Had a few dances in the 3/100 area...
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16 years ago
Nicolai Street Clubhouse
Portland, Oregon
Big shock here... It's a blue collar,...
Big shock here... It's a blue collar, neighborhood bar. One that just so happens to have a girl get naked every so often. Big freakin' deal. The two women I saw "dance" were nothing special-...
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16 years ago
Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club
Portland, Oregon
Haven't been here in a while,...
Haven't been here in a while, thought I'd see how things were mid-week- the DJ wasn't overly obnoxious, and the bathrooms weren't covered in a quarter inch of barf and urine, unlike some of...
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17 years ago
Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas
Las Vegas, Nevada
Club Paradise on a Sunday night-...
Club Paradise on a Sunday night- there were about a dozen women working the floor, and every last one of them was gorgeous- for the most part, they could all hold a decent conversation,...
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17 years ago
Sassy's Bar & Grill
Portland, Oregon
Sassy's is pretty much the quintessential...
Sassy's is pretty much the quintessential dive bar strip club- most of the time, it's fairly entertaining. However, last time I was in, the place was under construction, and only one of the stages...
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17 years ago
Stars Cabaret
Beaverton, Oregon
The only way on earth anyone...
The only way on earth anyone would rate this better than a 7 is if they were (obviously) shilling or a nice guy from the construction business in New Jersey. There are tons of...
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17 years ago
Acropolis
Portland, Oregon
Ugh. This place is no longer...
Ugh. This place is no longer worth the trouble. It's filthy, the place is overrun with idiots, and the service is slower than the DMV on a Friday afternoon. The quality of the women working...
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17 years ago
DV8
Portland, Oregon
This isn't a bad place to...
This isn't a bad place to grab a cheap beer or play pool, but you can say the same for almost any other bar in SE. If you live nearby, it's OK, but I...
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17 years ago
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas
Las Vegas, Nevada
Hands down, the best club in...
Hands down, the best club in Las Vegas right now. I was in the Spearmint Rhino on a Tuesday around 10:00 PM. There weren't any conventions in town, and this is sort of the down...
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17 years ago
Exotica
Portland, Oregon
This is about as good as...
This is about as good as it gets for North Portland, but if you live in another part of town, I'd try a club closer to home. I've never liked this club since it opened,...
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17 years ago
Fantasy Girls
Reno, Nevada
The only fantasy being in here...
The only fantasy being in here is how to find the door as quickly as possible. There's no way I'd be interested in anything the women working here had to sell, but I'd be happy...
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17 years ago
Mary's Club
Portland, Oregon
Mary's first opened in 1965, and...
Mary's first opened in 1965, and is Portland's oldest strip club. The customers range from street nuts to lesbians gone wild to men in suits. The dancers tend to be on their last legs...
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17 years ago
Men's Club of Reno
Reno, Nevada
Stopped in here on a Monday...
Stopped in here on a Monday night recently, and as usual, the service was great and the other customers behaved like gentlemen. While it was slow inside, and the place wasn't filled with the usual...
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17 years ago
The Lounge
Portland, Oregon
Nasty dirty little bar on a...
Nasty dirty little bar on a nasty dirty truck route with a one, maybe two nasty not-so-little er, uh, "dancers". I can't say anything good about this place aside from I'm glad it's not...
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18 years ago
Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
Las Vegas, Nevada
Pros: The club itself- seating, sound, lighting,...
Pros: The club itself- seating, sound, lighting, and even the bathrooms are nice. The service- courteous, polite, and prompt The dancers who work here- had the best experiences of any of the places I haunt in Las...
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18 years ago
Acropolis
Portland, Oregon
The Acropolis is a mixed bag,...
The Acropolis is a mixed bag, with just about everything that's good and bad about Portland Strip Clubs in one place. For everything there is to like, there's something to dislike with equal intensity. Many...
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18 years ago
Rick's
Seattle, Washington
Sadly, all good things must end....
Sadly, all good things must end. It used to be that if you couldn't have fun here, you needed to get your pulse checked. Ten years ago, I used to stay in Seattle one...
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18 years ago
The Hawthorne Strip
Portland, Oregon
This is a neighborhood eyesore of...
This is a neighborhood eyesore of a bar that just so happens to have a raised platform with a pole next to the door. I've been in here a few times and haven't ever...
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18 years ago
Safari Show Club
Portland, Oregon
The club is run by the...
The club is run by the same group of people that run the Stars strip bars of Salem, Bend, and Beaverton. That isn't a complete plus or minus in my book, but it does...
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18 years ago
Club 205
Portland, Oregon
The best venue for this sort...
The best venue for this sort of thing on the east side- some nights are better than others, but it's usually entertaining. Service is always great, the food is excellent, and even on a bad...
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18 years ago
Magic Garden
Portland, Oregon
If you like small, filthy bars,...
If you like small, filthy bars, then this is the place for you. However, it's not worth the trouble if you're here for seeing naked women. I've been in here a dozen or more times,...
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18 years ago
Viewpoint Lounge
Portland, Oregon
I can't say much about the...
I can't say much about the entertainment upstairs, but the entertainers working downstairs range from unattractive to gut turning. I've been in here roughly a half dozen times, have always had great service, been impressed...
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18 years ago
Men's Club of Reno
Reno, Nevada
I love this place- it's the...
I love this place- it's the first SC I was ever in (quite a few years ago), and it's still one of my favorites after re-opening. Like the rest of downtown Reno, it's still...