Heavenly Bodies Reviews

I made my first post-covid visit here on a Saturday night which happened to coincide with a post-exxxotica convention party they were hosting. The place was crazy, and not necessarily in a good way....

Stopped by several weeks ago on a Thursday evening. It was the first time since pandemic times. Actually it's probably been even longer. Anyway, they have you sign some bs waiver before entering and...

Well, no masks required if you can produce a Covid vaccination card! I went around 7 PM and stayed until 1 AM and it was really fun. The dancers seemed hotter than usual which...

It had been two years since I visited HB’s due to COVID. For the most part, it seems like the same old place. Great place to go for a good time and cheap...

I went to the club on a Friday evening after about a year absence and I was quite surprised. The place was packed! It was almost like the "old days" when people actually went...

Stopped by Wed night around 9, place was lively for the times. Got my temp. Taken, had to sign a waver and they uped the door to 15. They also added a metal...

Used to regular HB's, but haven't gone since the start of the virus crap all began in March. Stopped by here for the first time since then last Saturday evening around 8pm. ...

After reading reviews decided to give it a try. First cover is 10.00 and beer is 1.50 best part of entire visit. Ordered beer and found a table not to far from stage that...

This is my first visit back here since last summer, I believe. It's been a while. (Saturday night, 8/15/20.) I was wondering how Covid would be affecting things. Well, at the door they make...

Semi-late visit around midnight. Didn’t have to wait to get in though I’ve heard that can happen when busy. Temperature screen at door and masks required when not sitting . There are fewer tables...

It was a Sunday night and there were only 3-4 girls. The place was pretty empty and the talent was less than spectacular. it was always pretty bad on Sundays, but post reopening...

Heavenly bodies is one of my local haunts but I havent been for a while(long story short its cheap beer, cheap low mileage dances). Dancer quality has not been up to par but its...

My first visit after reopening! It's certainly different; metal detector at the door, they take your temp and tell you the rules, which are masks when you walk around or at the stage but...

Stopped in to the local spot on whim at around 10pm while out on a Monday night to blow off some steam from a long day back after the weekend. Cover was $10 after...

Went for a buisness trip to chicago from boston we heard they had cheap beer and entertainment... at first glance the club itself was a little dated and i was a little uncomfortable, but...

I usually come here during the day, but after my regular bar closed on a Saturday night me and the boys didn't feel like going home yet so we decided to drop in HB's...

Stopped by on a Saturday after midnight on my way back from downtown to the suburbs. Parking lot was pretty crowded. $10 cover and I entered a packed house. This place doesn’t have the...

Well, I visit this club 1-2 times per year, when I am in town. In the past, I have had some wonderful experiences. It can be hit or miss. This time...

I have visited this place many times, they always have this pass that test text to you for a five dollar off, which is useful. Drinks are probably the cheapest you will find anywhere, domestic...

Stopped in here on a Thursday late afternoon. Could have gone bowling in here it was so dead. I got a beer and did manage to see a few cuties. There were maybe 5...

Stopped by around noon on a Wednesday. Free entry with text in, think it was $5 otherwise. Pretty slow since they had just opened an hour earlier. Only 3-4 girls when I arrived but...

Been to this club a few times this year, mainly for the cheap beer and watching games. The stage shows aren't anything great - the girls don't take off their tops so it's...

Was driving by and decided to stop in after a long time away from HB's. Nothing much has changed about the building and the costs over the years. I previously compared this...

Maybe things are looking up? Tues afternoon can be pretty dead, but they had a few girls working so I wasn't starved for company. That being said, there were some (new to me) dancers...

This review is based on several visits on different nights, mostly between 8pm and midnight. Big club with large free parking lot. Cover is about $15 in evening which can be discounted with text...