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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

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published 17 yrs ago
If you are in the Chicago...
reviewed by
stealth_42

7.0

If you are in the Chicago area and are hoping for a great strip club experience, then you better save your money and hit another town. However, if you are looking for the "K-Mart" experience…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Cover charge is cheap, $5 during...
reviewed by
bonzonathan

8.0

Cover charge is cheap, $5 during the day and $10 at night. Food is free and the liquor is cheap. It is a bikini bar but topless is permitted in the VIP and Champagne Room.…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Wow. This club can surprise....
reviewed by
PK3t

8.0

Wow. This club can surprise. I've been going here off and on for 30 years. Stopped in after a 9 month absence and had a great time. Lot's of new talent…

review
published 17 yrs ago
I used to love coming to...
reviewed by
3LeggedMan

5.0

I used to love coming to HB's after work, about 4PM on weekdays. My favorite dancers were Chantal, Devin, and Helen. In the past few month, all three of them have left.…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Let's start off the year fresh!...
reviewed by
sfullerton

8.0

Let's start off the year fresh! Please get rid of the pathetic dancers- Miko should be Freeko- I don't need a freaky looking wierdo with a 12 year old body rubbing the love sausage. Erika-…

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published 17 yrs ago
Stopped by after work, last working...
reviewed by
jthmq

6.0

Stopped by after work, last working friday before Xmas. Usually the friday before a holliday is like going to a stripper play land. Very busy and lost of ladies. But I was…

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published 17 yrs ago
The girls are great. I had...
reviewed by
captain_blood

8.0

The girls are great. I had a chance to get a 5 for $50 session with Dixie. She was a lot a fun and gave a very nice dance-forward, backwar and upside down!!! If I…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Have been going here for years,...
reviewed by
VX1100

6.0

Have been going here for years, It's had its' ups and downs. Seems to be in one of the better cycles now. Several new younger dancers and for a change, some of them have a…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Had some time to kill before...
reviewed by
jimhalsted

5.0

Had some time to kill before a flight and HB is located close to the airport. As other reviews have noted, this is not a high end club and there is little contact in…

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published 17 yrs ago
I hadn't been to this club...
reviewed by
sonically

6.0

I hadn't been to this club in over a year. They still haven't paved the parking lot. One good thing is that the club is no smoking. Other than that, nothing has changed. Songs are…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Oh how the mighty have fallen,...

6.0

Oh how the mighty have fallen, used to be worth the time, the money, and now it is a shallow shell of its former self. Used to love the Euro girls, but it looks…

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published 17 yrs ago
Chicago...not a bastion of strip club...
reviewed by
IDigDancers

5.0

Chicago...not a bastion of strip club fun. That said, HB is such a contradiction in terms. Remodeling has been going on for at least 15 years, and that is NOT an exaggeration.…