Reviews

The dances on stage are done in bikinis. The first night I was there, there was a hot Polish girl. The second night the girls were not impressive. There are dances in VIP…

Things that knock my rating down:

• no nudity, all bikini, on stage
• only one way touching during the lap dances
• girls not allowed to sit and bullshit with customer. They can only…

I was in Chicago on a layover Saturday night and decided to stop by based on the reviews. If what you're after is a bar with cheap drinks, food, and one girl for every 30…

First time there paid cover walked in and sat for 3 songs no waitress or dancer approached me. Plenty of eye candy in the form of long legged and enhanced blondes. But being…

HB is definitely a good time. Not living room comfy, more like a bar. Cover is $5 before 5pm, $10 after. It includes food and well drinks. Premium booze runs only $2 more. Back room…

Whenever I am badly in need to unwind, this is the club I head to. You do not get a lot of mileage here unless you have a great rappo with the girl (and even…

Not bad. The girls were 7's and 8's, with one 9.5 (Mandy). Unless you are willing to drop some money in VIP/Private, don't bother with dances. The stage shows are good and…

For the Chicago area, this is a decent club depending on what your preferences are. If you just like to watch girls take their clothes off on stage and don't get into lapdances, you will…

One of the local favorites. I end up here every few weeks with some friends. You can't beat the $10 cover which includes bar food and 50cent domestic beer. Mixed drinks are $2-2.50. As for…

Yes, the monthly review is here.. the Bulgarian Princess is back, Aurora had a fiver plus two and it was the fantasy that you would expect, stayed later and had a VIP…

I am a regular at Heavenly Bodies I get out there about once a month and have almost always had a good time. First of all you can't beat the prices it's only a…

Made my monthly trip to the mecca of eastern european hotties, and was pleasently suprised to make the acquaintance with an american babe-o-rama by the name of meme, mimi, momo as i was wanting more.…