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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
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Muddy
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1 yr ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…
last comment 1 yr ago
(Gmoney1974)
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DeltaPearl78
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1 yr ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Good, Bad & Ugly all mixed into one…
As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…
last comment 1 yr ago
(best2come)
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Yattt333
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1 yr ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Nice night, made it rain
First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…
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captainfun
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1 yr ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
good club - if it's the first time you've ever been to a SC
It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…
last comment 1 yr ago
(richdick78)
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Sea_breezy
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1 yr ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Not great, not awful, just fine
So I'll preface this review with, I have been to exactly 2 clubs in my life and the other one was an absolute dive. For someone who is new to this sort of thing I…
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Jcu1222
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1 yr ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Thursday night
Went to HBs after several years and nothing has really changed. I went on Thursday around 8 pm and there were about 10 girls working. On a scale from 1-10 most were a 5 or…
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Smegma Jones
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1 yr ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
First visit to HB in many years.
So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour to kill. Saw from posts here and on the site…
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Jthmq123
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1 yr ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Opens at 4:30pm weekdays
Well I always liked the day shift here years in the past. While they are not open days yet, they now open at 4:30pm. Which makes it a nice stop for a beer on…
last comment 1 yr ago
(Smegma Jones)
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Chastitychi
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1 yr ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Opens at 4pm, but totally dead
HB's started opening at 4pm, they went to 7pm during COVID but opened at 11am before COVID. I have gone here a few times around 5pm since tbeyvatartwd opening at 4pm. Every time…
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Kin14716
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2 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Cheep drinks but a disappointing strip club
I arrived to a gravel parking lot across from air port in what looked to be manly industrial. Trailer park is a little further down the road didn't know there were any so close…
last comment 2 yrs ago
(best2come)
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Shady88
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2 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Illinois Sucks
Illinois strip clubs are really depress me, especially if you live North/Northwest of the City. I usually go to Blackjack's in Elgin because the two way touching is basically anything goes and more with the…
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Jerry87
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2 yrs ago
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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Not the HBs of old
It had been quite a while since I've been to HBs. A friend wanted to go so I agreed. This used to be my go to spot a while back, especially in my fake ID…
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