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review
6 months ago
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy...
Comments: 4
last:
5 months ago
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Gmoney1974
Muddy
USA
review
7 months ago
Good, Bad & Ugly all mixed into one…
As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few...
Comments: 2
last:
7 months ago
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best2come
DeltaPearl78
review
10 months ago
Nice night, made it rain
First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always...
Yattt333
review
10 months ago
good club - if it's the first time you've ever been to a SC
It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers...
Comments: 3
last:
9 months ago
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richdick78
captainfun
new city, new club
review
10 months ago
Not great, not awful, just fine
So I'll preface this review with, I have been to exactly 2 clubs in my life and the other one was an absolute dive. For someone who is new to this sort of thing...
Sea_breezy
review
a year ago
Thursday night
Went to HBs after several years and nothing has really changed. I went on Thursday around 8 pm and there were about 10 girls working. On a scale from 1-10 most were a 5...
Jcu1222
review
a year ago
First visit to HB in many years.
So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour to kill. Saw from posts here and on the...
Smegma Jones
review
a year ago
Opens at 4:30pm weekdays
Well I always liked the day shift here years in the past. While they are not open days yet, they now open at 4:30pm. Which makes it a nice stop for a beer...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
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Smegma Jones
Jthmq123
review
a year ago
Opens at 4pm, but totally dead
HB's started opening at 4pm, they went to 7pm during COVID but opened at 11am before COVID. I have gone here a few times around 5pm since tbeyvatartwd opening at 4pm. Every...
Chastitychi
Illinois
review
a year ago
Cheep drinks but a disappointing strip club
I arrived to a gravel parking lot across from air port in what looked to be manly industrial. Trailer park is a little further down the road didn't know there were any so...
Comments: 1
last:
a year ago
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best2come
Kin14716
review
a year ago
Illinois Sucks
Illinois strip clubs are really depress me, especially if you live North/Northwest of the City. I usually go to Blackjack's in Elgin because the two way touching is basically anything goes and more with...
Shady88
review
a year ago
Not the HBs of old
It had been quite a while since I've been to HBs. A friend wanted to go so I agreed. This used to be my go to spot a while back, especially in my fake...
Jerry87
Illinois
review
2 years ago
I needed to discover if heavenly bodies could be tempted into sin
I set my Uber destination as the Korner House Bar, across the street, so that I didn't have to engage my driver in a discussion about my strip club habit, then played human Frogger...
SalaoLikeSantiago
I know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
review
2 years ago
For better or worse..
Was convinced by my friend to watch the second half of UConn v Miami final four game here and it was an okay time. Stayed about 2 hours or so but did not catch...
beergut
Illinois
review
2 years ago
Cold, dark and sleepy
Came in here on a Saturday afternoon a while back to watch some football before heading home after a round of golf. When I walked in, the place was nearly empty and it was...
Comments: 2
last:
a year ago
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AJMorgan
Afrmr1954
review
2 years ago
Ehh...
I been here a few times but it seems like the quality has taken a downturn in the last few years. Drinks used to be dirt cheap and I even remember a time we're...
Comments: 1
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2 years ago
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Chastitychi
Airbreezy
review
3 years ago
What a dump!
Gone here on and off over the years, and recently stopped in in a Sunday night. This place sucks overall. It hasn't been updated in 20+ years; the parking lot is awful...
Chastitychi
Illinois
review
3 years ago
Masks off, service worse
Got a text for a free admission so I stopped by on my way home around 1am on a Friday. Large open parking lot, had to show my text to get in, admission normally...
Comments: 3
last:
2 years ago
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rockstar666
Fosterco52135
review
3 years ago
Looking for Fun near O'Hare
I found myself in a hotel near O'Hare airport on a Thursday night and made the Uber ride over to this club. I went in with low expectations based on past TUSCL...
Comments: 1
last:
3 years ago
by
Chastitychi
EastCoastDude
Virginia
review
3 years ago
Slooow Wednesday
Went on a Wednesday at 8:00pm just after they opened. Was looking for a few ladies I spent time with before, none were working. There were about 6 dancers, I’d rate 5...
jthmq1
Illinois
review
3 years ago
Very disappointing change at HB's.
I visited HB's last Saturday night. I've been going there for years, and not much has changed. Now however, there is a major change which I want to warn you about. It's the main...
Comments: 6
last:
3 years ago
by
kenrodchitown
brodiggity
Illinois
review
3 years ago
HB Ladies Getting Large
Stopped in Heavenly Bodies around 1am after leaving a local bar. I've regularly visited this place for over 15 years until COVID hit and their hours changed from opening at 11am to opening at...
Comments: 3
last:
3 years ago
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Chastitychi
Chastitychi
Illinois
review
3 years ago
Cute and very nice girls, low mileage, but cheap beer and nice vibe makes for a good stop
Based on the reviews, I visited this club at 9 pm on a Wednesday night. Drove to parking lot which was well lit and had lots of potholes. No need to pay, so that...
Comments: 1
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3 years ago
by
lotush
havenfan
Arizona
review
3 years ago
Avoiding Weekend Nights Until Further Notice
Stopped by just after midnight on a Saturday. Big parking lot but it is full of cars. 10 minute wait to get in due to the slow process of metal detector, ID check, and...
Fosterco52135
review
3 years ago
Place hasn't changed much
Made my first post covid trip to HB in Elk Grove Village, its been a while and they have made some changes. The main open area you walk into is the same as...
Comments: 2
last:
3 years ago
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travlin_carolina_guy
TNlooker555
Illinois