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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

review
published 1 yr ago
Good, Bad & Ugly all mixed into one…
reviewed by
DeltaPearl78

5.3

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed…
Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…

review
published 1 yr ago
Nice night, made it rain
reviewed by
Yattt333

5.7

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later).
Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

review
published 1 yr ago
good club - if it's the first time you've ever been to a SC
reviewed by
captainfun

6.0

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…

review
published 1 yr ago
Not great, not awful, just fine
reviewed by
Sea_breezy

5.3

So I'll preface this review with, I have been to exactly 2 clubs in my life and the other one was an absolute dive. For someone who is new to this sort of thing I…

review
published 1 yr ago
Thursday night
reviewed by
Jcu1222

4.7

Went to HBs after several years and nothing has really changed. I went on Thursday around 8 pm and there were about 10 girls working. On a scale from 1-10 most were a 5 or…

review
published 1 yr ago
First visit to HB in many years.
reviewed by
Smegma Jones

7.3

So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night and had an hour to kill. Saw from posts here and on the site…

review
published 1 yr ago
Opens at 4:30pm weekdays
reviewed by
Jthmq123

6.7

Well I always liked the day shift here years in the past. While they are not open days yet, they now open at 4:30pm. Which makes it a nice stop for a beer on…

review
published 1 yr ago
Opens at 4pm, but totally dead
reviewed by
Chastitychi

4.0

HB's started opening at 4pm, they went to 7pm during COVID but opened at 11am before COVID. I have gone here a few times around 5pm since tbeyvatartwd opening at 4pm. Every time…

review
published 1 yr ago
Cheep drinks but a disappointing strip club
reviewed by
Kin14716

5.7

I arrived to a gravel parking lot across from air port in what looked to be manly industrial. Trailer park is a little further down the road didn't know there were any so close…

review
published 1 yr ago
Illinois Sucks
reviewed by
Shady88

4.7

Illinois strip clubs are really depress me, especially if you live North/Northwest of the City. I usually go to Blackjack's in Elgin because the two way touching is basically anything goes and more with the…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Not the HBs of old
reviewed by
Jerry87

4.3

It had been quite a while since I've been to HBs. A friend wanted to go so I agreed. This used to be my go to spot a while back, especially in my fake ID…