- Heaven knows I'm miserable now
Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop...
- Good, Bad & Ugly all mixed into one…
As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed…
Let me start of with the...
- Nice night, made it rain
First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that...
- good club - if it's the first time you've ever been to a SC
It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on...
- Not great, not awful, just fine
So I'll preface this review with, I have been to exactly 2 clubs in my life and the other one...
- Thursday night
Went to HBs after several years and nothing has really changed. I went on Thursday around 8 pm and there...
- First visit to HB in many years.
So I haven't been to HB in quite a few years, but was working down the street the other night...
- Opens at 4:30pm weekdays
Well I always liked the day shift here years in the past. While they are not open days yet,...
- Opens at 4pm, but totally dead
HB's started opening at 4pm, they went to 7pm during COVID but opened at 11am before COVID. I have...
- Cheep drinks but a disappointing strip club
I arrived to a gravel parking lot across from air port in what looked to be manly industrial. Trailer...
- Illinois Sucks
Illinois strip clubs are really depress me, especially if you live North/Northwest of the City. I usually go to Blackjack's...
- Not the HBs of old
It had been quite a while since I've been to HBs. A friend wanted to go so I agreed. This...
- I needed to discover if heavenly bodies could be tempted into sin
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SalaoLikeSantiagoI know that you're young and inexperienced; but you can trust me to be sensitive and understanding. Now, here, have more tequila.
I set my Uber destination as the Korner House Bar, across the street, so that I didn't have to engage...
- For better or worse..
Was convinced by my friend to watch the second half of UConn v Miami final four game here and it...
- Cold, dark and sleepy
Came in here on a Saturday afternoon a while back to watch some football before heading home after a round...
- Ehh...
I been here a few times but it seems like the quality has taken a downturn in the last few...
- What a dump!
Gone here on and off over the years, and recently stopped in in a Sunday night. This place sucks...
- Masks off, service worse
Got a text for a free admission so I stopped by on my way home around 1am on a Friday....
- Looking for Fun near O'Hare
I found myself in a hotel near O'Hare airport on a Thursday night and made the Uber ride over to...
- Slooow Wednesday
Went on a Wednesday at 8:00pm just after they opened. Was looking for a few ladies I spent time...
- Very disappointing change at HB's.
I visited HB's last Saturday night. I've been going there for years, and not much has changed. Now however, there...
- HB Ladies Getting Large
Stopped in Heavenly Bodies around 1am after leaving a local bar. I've regularly visited this place for over 15 years...
- Cute and very nice girls, low mileage, but cheap beer and nice vibe makes for a good stop
Based on the reviews, I visited this club at 9 pm on a Wednesday night. Drove to parking lot which...
- Avoiding Weekend Nights Until Further Notice
Stopped by just after midnight on a Saturday. Big parking lot but it is full of cars. 10 minute wait...
- Place hasn't changed much
Made my first post covid trip to HB in Elk Grove Village, its been a while and they have made...
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